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Funny Test Answers Given By Junior High Students

Updated on January 1, 2016

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The majority of my junior high years was spent trying to fit in and adjusting to the new class schedules. Trying to comprehend pre-algebra was a mental challenge. I was not the most studious adolescent; in fact, I spent most of my time out of the classroom, pretending to be sick at home.

For me, a test was overwhelming, let alone a basic quiz of knowledge. Given that I barely studied, my responses at the time were somewhat humorous. But you must believe me when I tell you that they were actually quite sincere. Since the questions were garbled bits of information my mind couldn't process, I simply wrote whatever came to my mind in response. The reason for this is another story and I may have to post an article on this in the near future.

Today as an educator, I come across some interesting test answers to questions I'm sure baffle the mind of many adults. I love how the young mind responds with quick wit. I decided to share some of the most recent findings with readers.

Yes, have a good laugh; but remember, some of the responses are written with serious intentions. You just have to admire the adolescent spirit of creativity!

English Is All Greek To Me!

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Answer
Name three articles of clothing Jon can wear to school.
A shirt and a pair of pants.
Use the word “doldrums” in a sentence.
I cannot play the doldrums.
In what circumstances does the fourth act of “Hamlet” begin?
It starts immediately after the third act.
Define epitaph
A short and sarcastic poem
Name three relative pronouns.
My aunt, my uncle, and my brother.
Who is it that helped Theseus escape from the labyrinth?
David Bowie

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Science Is A Mystery

Question
Answer
Over the last 50 years there has been a significant change in the concentration of carbon dioxide. Give a reason for this.
It is easily distracted.
List five ways that plants interact with each other.
They don’t. They’re plants. They can’t talk or hang out. Is this a trick question?
Give three ways to reduce heat loss in your home.
1. Thermal underwear 2. Move to Hawaii 3. Close the door
In the Hawaiian Islands there are about 500 difference species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this.
There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit.
Define germination.
To become a German citizen.

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Math: I Can't Figure It Out!

Question
Answer
A train is blowing its whistle while traveling at 33 miles per second. The speed of sound is 343 miles per second. If you are directly in front of the train, what is the whistle frequency you hear?
You will get hit by a train before you can even figure out what that whistling sound is.
Steve is driving a car. He is traveling at 60 feet/second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?
He could find out by checking his speedometer.
What is a random variable?
Someone with multiple personalities.
If Andrew invests $25,000 at 8.5% APR compounded monthly, how much money will he have after ten years?
$0, with the economy like it is.

Math Is Visually Attractive

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Who Knows Their History?

Why was the Berlin wall built?

Germany was competing with China.

When did the founding fathers draft the constitution?

It was a second round pick, right after LeBron James

What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?

Unusual names.


It Is Just Common Sense

Marketing

There are 250 eleventh grade students. Tina and Phil want to know what color the students favor most. Tina asks 50 people. Phil asks 200 people. Phil states his conclusions are more reliable than Tina’s. Why does Phil believe he is right?

—Because Phil is a man.

What is a partnership?

—A ship that takes two people to drive.

Sociology

In the US, what is the chief cause of divorce?

—Marriage

What is the purpose of a US census?

—During the census a man goes from door to door and increases the population.

Geography

What do the people of North Dakota raise?

—Children

Where is Chicago?

—Right now, they’re in 5th place.

Health

Give an example of a smoking-related disease.

—Early death

What does it mean when we say he has a terminal illness?

He became ill at the airport.

Bible

What is the significance of an altar?

God knows!

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Okay, I need to sit down and catch my breath. Seriously funny! I'm guessing most of us teachers have similar answers we can remember from years gone by. OMG I'm still laughing. The plant cell is a classic. Do you think they studied before that test? LOL

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      Daisy Mariposa 3 years ago from Orange County (Southern California)

      Dianna,

      What a terrific article! You presented a very serious subject in an easy-to-understand way.

      It's sad...as you stated, some of the responses were stated with serious intentions.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Bill, I laughed while reading some of the test answers. Study? Maybe, but sometimes they just respond with quick wit! You just gotta love these kids!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Daisy, thanks for the feedback. I appreciate it as it helps me to gauge how readers respond. Enjoy your day, dear friend.

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      ologsinquito 3 years ago from USA

      Some of those answers are hilarious. I like the moving to Hawaii to reduce heat loss in your home. Thanks for sharing these.

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      Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia

      So great! I have seen a TV show that sometimes highlights these answers from a website and I always enjoy them. If you ask me, some of these kids are exhibiting good common sense, and some great creativity, so I think they'll be just fine! Sharing this one.

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      Barbara Bethard 3 years ago from Tucson, Az

      These are the best! I especially like Maslow's hierarchy of needs! geez! everyone knows that! but I would have thought pizza would have been on the top!

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      I love reading funny test answers! The responses were great, in a LOL way. Genius students, in a LOL way :)

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      Jackie Lynnley 3 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Gee I was always a straight A math student and these questions make me dizzy, (even with the answers, lol) I cannot believe you tried to get out of class! Course I did that too but it was a deal my mom and I had, if I went steady and there was a special reason I wanted to miss I could! I thought that was so great of her and you better believe I found a day that was special every year! Still got me with faithful attendance most years!

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      Shasta Matova 3 years ago from USA

      These are so funny! We get to read a lot of student responses and it is hilarious some of the things that students come up with.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Very funny! I can't decide whether I like the math or science responses the best.

      I had a wise cracker for a sixth grade teacher who would ask legitimate questions in ways that would tend to invite stupid responses. For example, for one memorable pop quiz he asked us to name "three states that matter could be found in." Rather than saying solid, liquid and gas, so many students (including myself) responded Michigan, North Carolina, California, and other states. He was very memorable; he also made us memorize the Lord's Prayer then tested us on it. Renegade.

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, Dear teaches, I really enjoyed reading this piece, so hilarious indeed! I loved the responses hahaha, so funny.

      Thank you for sharing.

      Up and more and sharing.

      God bless,

      Faith Reaper

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      Patty Inglish 3 years ago from North America

      I LOVE this Hub! I heard a few of these same answers in GED classes I taught. The Junior High Kids did come up with some answers that are almost correct in another dimension. Thanks for the laughs!

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      Cynthia Sageleaf 3 years ago from Western NC

      Oh, those snarky sharp-witted adolescents. HAHA. Awesome hub. I love these responses and actually, even though they're not right, you gotta admit, this is part of the fun in teaching: those kids can sure make you laugh if you let them. haha. Love it!

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      Hady Chahine 3 years ago from Manhattan Beach

      Hilarious!!! I loved this hub! My favorite? Though they were all entertaining, I liked the answer to Maslow's hierarchy of needs best.

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      Audrey Howitt 3 years ago from California

      Oh this just made me chuckle! Loved it!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Ologsinquito, I would agree moving to Hawaii would solve the problem, plus a lot more.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Crystal, I agree with you. These kids will turn out fine with all the creativity they own -- who knows what they can do!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      RNMSN, I would have gone with chocolate myself. Glad to have you visit.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Linda, they keep you laughing, which is all good therapy.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Jackie, I am still a poor math problem solver. My answers would be very similar to those listed! I confess, I played "hookie" many times during junior high, but is not something I am proud of today. Shhhh, kids are listening. See you later dear lady.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      They are quite witty when it comes to creating answers to puzzling questions. We do love them, dont' we!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Flourish, I can see where a student would be tempted to answer with the actual state names. Very funny. I love a teacher with a sense of humor.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Faith, laughter is great medicine. You will be very healthy all week. God bless you as well.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Patty, in another dimension everything is right. Glad you stopped by for the fun.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Cyndi, you know these responses can only be appreciated for the effort by a teacher. You are one of those special hearts!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Hady, to a teen - food is the only thing you need! Believe in yourself and have a good laugh!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Audrey, good to see you and hear your laughter. Thanks. Hope you are having a good week.

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      Leslie A. Shields 3 years ago from Georgia

      Absolutely hysterical... I teach as well, K-5, and Art Linkletter said it better than anyone... "Kids say the darnedest things"

      Thanks for this share... I am going to share it!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Leslie, you are so fortunate to teach K-5. At this age, they are so willing to learn and so sweet. I remember watching Linkletter's show and looking forward to that segment. These kids would have everyone howling!

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      Leslie A. Shields 3 years ago from Georgia

      Absolutely... and like you said, The kids answers are serious. This is what really makes them funny.... Keep on Hubbing....

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      Phyllis Doyle Burns 3 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

      OMGosh ! I fell off my chair laughing so hard and bruised my forehead. I need to go lie down for awhile and rest, my tummy is sore and my head hurts from my neighbor pounding on the wall. I dare not read this again for awhile -- laughing so hard and loud is dangerous.

      Still .... I love this hub. It is awesome!

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      Peg Cole 3 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      Kids are certainly creative. I liked the three items of clothing the best and had a good laugh at relative pronouns. Thanks for the smiles.

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Ahahhahh! This is seriously funny! Can't help but LOL while reading it alone in the room.

      Mirthfulness galore! Absolutely voting up, pinning and sharing!

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      Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

      As it has already been said you have presented this very serious subject into a very easy to understand article. Very different from my usual reading material but I found it very interesting. thanks for sharing Dianna and have a wonderful day.

      Eddy.

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      This is too funny! I needed a good laugh today. By the way, I flunked the quiz!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Phyllis, so glad you enjoyed the post. The answers do tend to cause minor injury, so hold on to your seat! Have a great weekend.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Peg, doesn't it just make sense on the articles of clothing? A pair is actually 2! Loved you visit and you take care.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      CrisSp, I love your word "mirthfulness". It must be added to my personal dictionary. Glad you got a smile out of this one. Be safe out there.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Eddy, thanks for your feedback on the post. It is a bit of a mix on humor and creative minds. Be well and strong.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Brave warrior, don't worry about the quiz -- that just means you are the sane one in our group! Good to see you today and enjoy our perfect weather -- nice isn't it?

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      Shauna L Bowling 3 years ago from Central Florida

      It's actually extremely windy here today. We had some damaging storms hit the area last night. They seemed to have come out of the blue.

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      Andrew Spacey 3 years ago from Near Huddersfield, West Yorkshire,UK

      Brilliant! I always thought David Bowie was a reincarnated Greek mythological creature! I love these answers, they're very creative in a way but naturally a little bit frustrating for the hard working teacher! Define germination!! That answer is a classic.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Chef, Bowie is a mythological creature! The answers are pretty typical, classics indeed. Enjoy your day.

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      Susan Zutautas 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      This was a very funny hub but at the same time .... when I was a student and maybe would have liked to have answered questions such as the ones above with what I'd call smart ass answers, I would have opted to answer them correctly rather than what I may have thought was funny. Maybe it's me but do students not have any respect anymore?? Back in the day we would have been chastised for answering questions this way.

      On another note I did laugh at these answers, and found your hub pretty funny!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Susan, the answers are a bit surprising and border on sarcasm. But, most of these were Attempts to answer with hopes of hitting on some facts for credit. Others, well -- God bless their little hearts. :)

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      Rebecca Mealey 3 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      How cool! I have a gazillion funny stories from teaching over the years. Thanks for the memories!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Rebecca, I would love to hear some of your stories. Glad you came by today. Take care.

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      Genna East 3 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol. If standup comedians are desperate for material, they should read this hub; some of these answers are much funnier than what comics come up with for the stage. This article is pure delight, Dianna. I loved it. Thank you!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Thank you, Genna. I think this type of humor is best.

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      John Hansen 3 years ago from Queensland Australia

      Hilarious stuff teaches. I think some of these answered should be marked as correct for being so funny, and they aren't exactly wrong answers are they. Some kids are so witty.

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      breakfastpop 3 years ago

      Thank you, thank you, thank you for making me laugh until tears rolled down my face! Up and oh so funny!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Jodah, I agree. They should be marked correct. Enjoy your day.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Breakfast pop, I'm happy to hear this post put a smile in your day. Blessings!

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      Linda Crampton 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      This is a very funny and entertaining hub, Dianna! I love the answers to the questions. Thank you very much for sharing them.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Alicia, thanks for commenting and glad it brightened your day. Enjoy your weekend. Blessings!

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      Ruchira 3 years ago from United States

      haha...actually my fifth grader also tends to come up these answers especially when I am seriously trying to put some sense in him.

      Loved this funny hub :)

      read it to my kid too!

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      Gordon D Easingwood 3 years ago from Wakefield, United Kingdom

      Very amusing!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Ruchira, I think the answers relieve stress for some kids. Glad you enjoyed the post. Enjoy your sweet child.

      Arioch, thank you for commenting. I hope you are having a good day.

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      Linda Rogers 3 years ago from Minnesota

      These kids have serious potential to become great comedians. I had to think about a couple of them because they were so clever and witty. Thanks for starting my day off with such fun and laughter. Voted up and hit every button. Sharing this too.

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      Word 3 years ago from Chicago

      Hey teaches12345, that was pretty hilarious. I appreciate the humor you brought here. I can read more like this. Great work!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Minnetonka, yes, we may some day see these same children hosting a comedy special. They are clever! Hope your weekend is a good one.

      Word, glad this brought some joy to your evening. I hope that you are warm and safe up there in the windy city.

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      justmesuzanne 3 years ago from Texas

      Funny and nicely presented! Voted up and funny! :)

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Suzanne, good to see you tonight. I appreciate your feedback and glad the post put a smile in your day. Be well and safe.

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      Girish puri 3 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Dianna, this is so interesting, i am still laughing..very interesting hub, God bless you.

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      Devika Primić 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Funny Test Answers Given By Junior High Students is so appreciated by your readers including me. Amazing how kids think.

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      ocfireflies 3 years ago from North Carolina

      teaches12345,

      I feel such a connection with you. Your description of your days as a student mirror my own, and I have 20 years under my belt as an educator. This is such a fun hub. I have had the opportunity to work with pre-K through developmental college age students. I have always marveled at how so much truth can come from the mouths of babes and how middle school students can come up with some really interesting answers. Thank You so much for sharing.

      Best Always,

      Kim

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Girishpuri, I read this again myself and had a good chuckle. Thanks for the interest and support. May God bless you also.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      DDE, this is why I love teaching: the students are so creative. Thanks for the comment. Have a great day.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      OC, I am glad to meet a kindred spirit and mindset. It wasn't until my college years that things started to connect for me. Funny how we both became eductors. Just goes to show you that anyone can accomplish their dreams when you put your mind to it. Blessings.

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      Elizabeth Parker 3 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      These are too funny. Thanks for the chuckle!

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      Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

      LOL! teaches! that was so funny! I nearly choked with laughter at the 'You will get hit by a train'! I sometimes think kids come up with these answers because they have more sense than we do! the maths ones were the funniest! loved it! voted up and shared, nell

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Epbooks

      Nell

      Thanks for stopping by today. Good to hear this made you laugh. Yes, the kids just have more common sense when it comes to these tests. Enjoy your day!

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      Audrey Hunt 3 years ago from Nashville Tn.

      Fantastic hub, teaches. I love to laugh and I did plenty of that. The 'train' question and answer had me on the floor. Bless their little hearts. Thanks so much for the comic relief ~ Audrey

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      Nadine May 3 years ago from Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa

      This is by far the most amusing article i have ever read on hubpages. I truly enjoyed myself at every question and answer test. Wow. I must now go and read more of your post. Well done. Funny

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      Maree Michael Martin 3 years ago from Northwest Washington on an Island

      Side splitting laughter for sure! One nice thing about writing them down here, it is impossible to tell if they really know or not. I was always taught to put down some kind of answer, I see that is still true. It makes for some great humor, for sure. Love it to pieces and sharing it, you bet.

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      Alfred Amuno 3 years ago from Kampala

      Not bad for an afternoon laughter. I was a teacher before, and can attest to the hilarious answers listed above. Good work.

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      Paula 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Diana.....I am breathless from laughter. These are absolute classics. I realize for a teacher, it can only be funny for a moment and then I'm sure he/she needs to determine whether this student has a wonderful sense of humor..OR, no sense at all! LOL

      Your hub has made my day. Bless all the teachers of the world!! UP+++

      tweeted & pinned.

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      Ha ha ha some of the answers are plain stupid but others are wrong but yet can make sense like what does the people of North Dakota raise? Children LOL. Thank God i am not a teacher because you got to have nerve to sit and correct tata , it just makes you feel like giving the person 0/0 and call that George.

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      Chitrangada Sharan 3 years ago from New Delhi, India

      This is so interesting and funny to read. Children sometimes can be humorous, that too unintentionally.

      Great topic for a hub, but the teacher has a lot of job to do.

      Very interesting indeed!

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      Michelle Liew 3 years ago from Singapore

      Gosh, I can't play the doldrums either! Sharing this funny piece!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Audrey, I love the train response also. You can just picture the scene and it just makes sense that you won't hear it! Keep smiling!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Nadine, so glad you found it a good piece of fun. Stay safe and well.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Ruby, I wrote some kind of answer as a junioro high student because I believed I might get partial credit. Hey, why not try? Enjoyed your visit.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Amuno, I'm sure you have heard your good share of these as a teacher. Hope you are having a good time.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Fpherj48, believe me, trying to keep a straight face is difficult when you just want to laugh along with them. Thanks for sharing and commenting.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Is not that true for North Dakotans? It is tempting not to mark papers in red, if it were not for the sincere thoughts. Be well.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      ChitrangadaSharan, children keep us young with their creative minds and sharing of laughter. Thanks for the visit and support.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Michelle, you have me chuckling over playing the doldrums. thanks for your support.

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      Nithya Venkat 3 years ago from Dubai

      Your hub made me laugh, enjoyed reading. But is sad that some are written with serious intentions. Anyway I had a good laugh, thank you for sharing.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Vellur, I'm happy this made you smile for awhile. Have a wonderful day.

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      Martie Coetser 3 years ago from South Africa

      Oh, my goodness, I am rolling on the floor, laughing. some of the answers are truly witty. So funny and well-presented. Thanks for the great laugh, teaches -:)))

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Hi Martie! You are welcome! I'm happy to hear your laughter. Enjoy your day.

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      Deb Hirt 3 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I think those answers are all sincere. After all, we do not all learn in the same fashion. Some are on a different plane than others. To be honest, I think some of those answers deserve as much credit as the alleged correct ones.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Avian novice, spoken like a true educator: meanings vary with each learner. Thank you for your feedback. Enjoy the outdoors today.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      girlfriend - i NEEDED this! Thank you!

      Let's face it - THESE kids ARE BRILLIANT! lol

      Each and every one of them will be a successful stand up comedian!

      lol

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      sujaya venkatesh 3 years ago

      valuation is a stress buster isn't it tea?

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      b. Malin 3 years ago

      Hi Teacher, I could relate to your childhood, for that was me at times...This was a Fun read, kids do say the funnest things, even when they don't mean to be...And some will grow up to be Comedians, while other will run our Country...Something to think about!

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      CJ Baker 3 years ago from Parts Unknown

      Thanks for posting this, I got a good laugh from it! Also I took note of the fact a number of the answers to the questions are technically right answers, they are just not the answers that were in the textbook. But I don't know why we couldn't just have these children help rewrite the textbooks! These children are quick witted and brilliant!

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      Mary Wickison 3 years ago from Brazil

      Oh that was funny. Some of these are logical answers. I hope they got extra credit for their ingenuity.

      The next generation may not be too clever but boy are we going to have some great comedians.

      Fun hub.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      ImKarn23, we may be seeing some of them on Comedy Live someday! They are indeed brilliant!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Yes, Sujaya, valuation is indeed a stress buster. Thanks for your visit and comment. Enjoy your day.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      B. Malin, I definitely agree that these students will be future leaders. They have such creative minds. I am getting ready to post some of the issues I faced during this age in an article. It was a struggle, wasn't it? Enjoy your week.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Spartucus, I love your response. Yes, why can't we rewrite our questions to stimulate and satisfy their creativity. Take care and be safe.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Blond Logic, these creative and brilliant minds are going to lead our nation some day. Glad to see they have a great view of life and can think outside the box! Blessings!

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      Christy Birmingham 3 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Hilarious! I just kept thinking, my they are clever! Very glad you shared it here hon!!

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      Harry 3 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      haha! .Classic!

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      Dolores Monet 3 years ago from East Coast, United States

      This was just beautiful. I imagine that being a teacher can be quite grueling. And checking all those darn tests must become a bore. But coming upon some of these answers must certainly lift your spirits - nothing like a good laugh.

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      kerlund74 3 years ago from Sweden

      Wonderful, creative and sometimes amusing:) Thank you for sharing

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      LongTimeMother 3 years ago from Australia

      What a delight. I love a good laugh. I'm a bit puzzled by the multiple choice quiz, however. Is there a reason why every answer is incorrect? I was expecting to get to the end and be given a funny assessment.

      I will read this again with my daughter when she gets home from school. Voted up and shared. :)

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      Sally Gulbrandsen 3 years ago from Norfolk

      teachers12345

      Brilliant! laughter sure is good medicine and you this Hub sure gave me a good dose tonight. Thank you so much for sharing this, I am still smiling as I write this.

      Have a lovely evening

      Sally

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Christy, glad I put laughter into your day. Enjoy your weekend, dear friend.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Thanks Hackslap. Your visit is always welcome.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Dolores, teaching can be challening, but its these little sweet spots that make it fun but yet rewarding.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Kerlund, thank you for the kind comment. Have a great day!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Longtimemother, glad you enjoyed the post. I simply put it as a multiple choice for the fun of it. The correct answers are what was given by students in response to the question. The wrongs answers are the "correct" answers.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Sally, laughter is great medicine and I hope it provided you a good blanket for the night. Thanks for your visit and enjoy your weekend.

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      Harish Mamgain 3 years ago from India

      teaches12345, such an entertaining hub and how hilarious are answers of the students ! Today I love to laugh at the answers mentioned here in this hub but I ,myself, in my school days, had given such silly answers when I was so desperate to get a decent score by hook and crook. Those days, exams were such a headache ! Great hub and how it reminded of my reckless childhood ! Thank you.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Harishprasad. I am so understanding of your school days. I was also of the same mindset. I answered with wit and silliness, but it was in desperation. Great to see you today.

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      Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      I absolutely LOVE this! So funny! The doldrums! Relative pronouns! It's all hilarious. And so well laid out. Thanks for sharing this! You have seen and heard a lot over the years. All the votes on this hub!

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      Kathleen Cochran 3 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      I was just on your profile page and saw your hubber score has hit 100! Congrats! I'm sure it will stay there for a long time to come. Keep on keeping on!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Victoria, I enjoy teaching for this reason -- the creative minds of children.

      Kathleen, thanks for your kind wishes. I don't know what keeps it there, but I am thankful.

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      Ryem 3 years ago from Maryland

      These answers are hilarious! I am so glad you put this hub together.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Ryem, so glad to hear you enjoyed the responses. Keep laughing, it's great medicine.

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      Jeremy Bieber 3 years ago from Cardiff, Wales,

      I want to adopt these kids.

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      Melvin Porter 3 years ago from New Jersey, USA

      A fantastic hub and it was very interesting reading. Also, congratulation on being chosen "Hub of the Day." Voted up!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Damien,

      Jeremy,

      Melpor,

      I'm glad you agree children are unusually gifted with creative thinking when it comes to test responses. Thank you for commenting and the positive feedback.

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      Gordon Hamilton 3 years ago from Wishaw, Lanarkshire, United Kingdom

      Unquestionably, one of the funniest things I've read in ages. Couldn't possibly pick a favourite example but reckon some of those "incorrect" answers should be the right ones! :)

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      Luis E Gonzalez 3 years ago from Miami, Florida

      I'm still laughing from some of the answers and as an educator I can certainty relate....good article!

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      Word 3 years ago from Chicago

      Congrats teaches! Hub of the day!

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      cheeluarv 3 years ago from INDIA

      Extremely funny teaches, a very good article. Voted up.Congrats on hub of the day.

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      Deborah Neyens 3 years ago from Iowa

      Cute and funny. Congrats on your hub of the day!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Gordon,

      Luis,

      Word,

      Cheelaury,

      Deborah,

      Thank you for the supportive comments. It is a fun look at student test responses.

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      Tim Mitchell 3 years ago from Escondido, CA

      I would guess you have to give the imagination credit of the least. Well received thinking of experiences similar to these wonderful observation. I must admit a fun bit of time with giggling while enjoying this article. Thank you for starting this day off with a smile teaches12345 :)

      tim

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      Leon Moyer 3 years ago

      1)Briefly explain what hard water is.

      "Ice"

      :D

      If only imagination and creativity was allowed to receive credit in answers.

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      Merida Craze 3 years ago

      "In the US, what is the chief cause of divorce?

      —Marriage

      HAHAHAHAHAHA! That one totally killed me!! Such a hilarious article and true. I'm pretty sure if I was a student today I'd answer the same way LOL. Congrats on HOTD. Well deserved.

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      Victoria Lynn 3 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Congrats on HOTD! This is such a great hub!!!

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      Thelma Alberts 3 years ago from Germany

      Congratulations on the HOTD! Very funny! I was laughing all the time that my relatives here were thinking I´m getting crazy reading. LOL! Thanks for writing this and I love this so much.

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      Bill Holland 3 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Hooray HOTD!

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      Suzanne Sheffield 3 years ago from Mid-Atlantic

      Congratulations!

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      Sally Gulbrandsen 3 years ago from Norfolk

      Congrats on your HOTD - so pleased for you.

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      Better Yourself 3 years ago from North Carolina

      Awesome hub, I laughed all the way down! Congrats on HOTD, voted up!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      I'm back to say Congratulations on HOTD. Well deserved, as your hub brought lots of chuckles.

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      Gous Ahmed 3 years ago from Muslim Nation

      This was so funny that i couldn't concentrate on my work and i was reading them while i was seeing clients! These are just too funny!!!

      Shared, thumbs up!!!

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      Yvette Stupart PhD 3 years ago from Jamaica

      I found the responses so humorous, I laughed right through reading your hub. But as a high school teacher for many years, when I got answers like these I was upset. But you helped me to see things in a different light. Thanks for posting

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      Harish Mamgain 3 years ago from India

      How wonderful that the hub we relished reading with all our heart got HOTD ! Congrats, teaches12345 for this fantastic tag on your very entertaining hub.

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 3 years ago

      Congrats on your HOTD! This is an awesome hub and oddly enough, I can relate to some of the answers. Of course my favorite is the train blowing it's whistle. I always hated questions like this, so I commend the person who answered it.

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      Lee Tea 3 years ago from Erie, PA

      Hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh - much needed and appreciated. Congratulations - well deserved!

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      Dom Begbour 3 years ago from Southampton, UK

      This is great! thanks

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      cynthtggt 3 years ago from New York, NY

      Thanks for this one. I enjoyed it and I am still laughing.

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      cathylynn99 3 years ago from northeastern US

      shared on facebook. my teacher friends will love it.

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      chelle 3 years ago from Manila, PH

      Like. These students are really smart seeing things in different ways. I had fun reading this start to finish. Engaging. :)) Congrats!

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      JoanCA 3 years ago

      I'm impressed. A lot of these answers were very clever.

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      Kejanny 3 years ago from Port Moresby

      Hahaha hilarious. Some of these answers make sense. Lol.

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      Linda Bilyeu 3 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Congrats on HOTD!! :)

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      Liz Elias 3 years ago from Oakley, CA

      LOL These were great! As a math-challenged person myself, I always hated word problems. They gave me fits, and to some extent, still do.

      I especially liked the answers to the train and investment questions.

      Voted up, interesting and funny....(but, you might also say 'scary' if this is widely representative of the end product of our schools these days...)

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      ologsinquito 3 years ago from USA

      Congratulations on HOTD. This is a great and funny article.

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      Rosie Rose 3 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Oh my goodness, this article is just so funny. I'm still laughing here. These kids are definitely very creative. Thanks for the laugh. Awesome! Definitely deserving of being HOTD!!!!

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      Dale Anderson 3 years ago from The High Seas

      Hilarious

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      suzettenaples 3 years ago

      LOL! This is too funny. What is funnier are the way some of the questions are worded. No wonder the students answered some of these as they did. Too, too funny!

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      lambservant 3 years ago

      Absolutely hilarious. You have too much fun. My favorite was the train one, where you get hit before you can figure it out. Priceless.

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      precy anza 3 years ago from USA

      Made my Tuesday afternoon :)Too funny, and must share this for my Facebook friends to see. :)

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      CrisSp 3 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Came back to say congratulations! :)

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Thank you to each and everyone of you who commented and for your support. I so appreciate your best wishes and glad the test answers put a smile in your day. Blessings!

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      Jayme Kinsey 3 years ago from Oklahoma

      Congrats on HOTD. This was so fun to read. I do have a confession though...even though I was a straight A student, I was always sooo tempted to give some witty answers like this on purpose. Especially if tests were worded so that they could be taken two ways. I resisted, but it was hard. :) You never know...could just be some brilliant future comedians in there somewhere. Voting up!

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      theBAT 3 years ago

      I was smiling while reading your hub. This is great. I got entertained the whole time. Hierarchy of needs? Nice Answer. Thanks for sharing.

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      TotalHealth 3 years ago from Hermosa Beach, CA

      Theses test answers are great! Unfortunately, however, I am not too surprised given our society promotes via mass advertising virtues that collect at other end of the spectrum - far away from improving one's intellect in more meaningful ways.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Shark,

      Bat,

      Totalhealth,

      Thank you for stopping by and for your feedback on the post. I appreciate your support.

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      Tracy Lynn Conway 3 years ago from Virginia, USA

      Thank you for a great big laugh! Voted up and shared.

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      IRSHAD CV 3 years ago from India, Kerala

      congratulations for the selection of hub of the day. very interesting and funny hub. you described with flair. Any way I congratulate you for getting 100000 views to your hubs.

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      Christina Lornemark 3 years ago from Sweden

      Congratulation to the Hub of the Day and thanks for the laugh! I especially love the response to the science and the math questions. I also like the way you have written this article, you have manage to write a funny but warmhearted article.

      Tina

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Thank you, Tracy, for your kind comment. I am so glad it brought laughter to your day.

      Thoughtforce, thank you for the kind wishes. The math questions are indeed funny, but I think I may have written these as a child!

      ICV, Thank you for the compliments and support. I enjoyed writing this post. I especially am grateful for the views of interest.

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      Eiddwen 3 years ago from Wales

      Thank you Dianna for this refreshing and entertaining hub. Voted up, across and shared.

      Eddy.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Eddy, so good to see you this Saturday afternoon. I hope all is well in your part of the world. Blessings, dear lady!

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      Girish puri 3 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      Thanks Dianna for this great hub. God bless you

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 3 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Thanks for the laughs. Students are really creative.

      Voted up and funny.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Girishpuri, Thank you for stopping by to read the post. God bless you as well.

      Rajan, so glad you found some student humor creative. It is what makes them so loveable. Take care. Blessings.

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      Nell Rose 3 years ago from England

      Thats terrible merej99, teaches is going to be really annoyed, I had one the other day too, I had to argue with four sites to get them to take it down! I only came back here to say well done Dianna for HOTD!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Well, I'm not surprised. As Nell says, it is annoying. I've had them stolen before and complained to sites and HP. It is an endless battle. Thanks for the heads up, Merej99.

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      lindacee 3 years ago from Arizona

      What a hoot! You have to give the students credit for imagination, wit and creativity. Congratulations! This certainly deserves to be a HOTD!

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      Meredith Loughran 3 years ago from Florida

      Hi! Please delete my comment with the link to the bad site. I don't want to give them any more traffic! (Feel free to delete this one too so I don't junk up your comments section).

      HP is actually looking into it. Here's a link to the discussion

      http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/120870 (this is a GOOD link) ;)

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      truthfornow 3 years ago from New Orleans, LA

      This is so funny. Very fun read.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Linda, thanks for your kind comment. It was a post I enjoyed writing. Take care.

      Merej, I will delete it. Sorry, I forgot. HP was notified and they are on top of it, as you say. Thanks for the heads-up. I appreciate your support and the forum link. Be safe and well.

      Truth, glad you got a chuckle out of the post. Enjoy your evening.

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      CraftytotheCore 3 years ago

      This is great! My favorite: "They don’t. They’re plants. They can’t talk or hang out. Is this a trick question?" I guess this is what I have to look forward to when my children become teenagers!

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      Michele Kelsey 3 years ago from Edmond, Oklahoma

      This is super funny! I loved the top reason for divorce being marriage! Actually a smart kid really. Lol. I bet you got a lot of laughs as a teacher! Great article! :)

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Crafty, enjoy those teens when they come to this point. It will happen! Thanks for the comment and support.

      MissLong, I do enjoy the students humorous responses to questions. They keep live interesting. It was nice seeing you here. Enjoy your weekend.

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      Barbara Kay Badder 3 years ago from USA

      This must make grading test papers more fun. I'd get a good laugh for the day out of some of them. Laughter is the best medicine they say. You should be healthy.

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      Susan Ream 3 years ago from Michigan

      Dianna,

      Thanks for writing this hilarious hub. It produced a lot of hearty laughter on my part. Some of your students may be quick witted and some may not have moved past concrete thinking yet.

      I smiled and laughed through it all! Laughter does good like medicine ya know. ;) Gotta love those Junior High Students!

      Blessings to you my friend,

      Mekenzie

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Barbara, when I come across one of these creative responses it does put a smile in my day.

      Mekenzie, you are so right, you gotta love them for their quick wit. One day they will be great leaders!

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 3 years ago from The Caribbean

      While I was reading through these questions and answers, I shared some by phone with a friend of mine who is a teacher. We both enjoyed them. Thank you.

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      MsDora, I am happy to hear this post put a smile in your day. Good to see you here and I appreciate your comment. Blessings.

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      DreamerMeg 3 years ago from Northern Ireland

      Really funny. Started my day off on great note!

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      DreamerMeg, glad this put a smile in your day. Have a great day out there.

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      Tolovaj 3 years ago

      Great stuff and perfect way to start the day. As a former part time teacher I can confirm the sincerity is the mother of humor:)

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      Dianna Mendez 3 years ago

      Tolovaj, I love your quote on sincerity, it's so true! Glad you stopped by and I appreciate your insightful comment. Take care.

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      Michelle Liew 2 years ago from Singapore

      This had me laughing my socks off when I first read it and it still does!! Sharing again, Dianna!

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      Mary Hyatt 2 years ago from Florida

      I really don't know which answer I thought the most comical! They are all great. Teachers must have a good sense of humor! I admire all of you!

      Voted UP, etc.

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Hello Michelle, some of the jokes make me laugh each time too. Good to see you here and thanks for the support.

      Mary, you just have to enjoy the kids who make teaching interesting every day. Hope you are keeping dry up in your part of the state. We are soaked here today.

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      Lori Colbo 2 years ago from Pacific Northwest

      I read this when it first came out and enjoyed reading it once again. I am going to share it with my teacher friends on FB. Hilarious.

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      Catherine Giordano 2 years ago from Orlando Florida

      I enjoyed your funny article. Teaching is hard work; at least you get to laugh. Or do you cry when you see some of those responses.

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Lambservant, I am glad you came back to enjoy the humor a second time. Thanks for sharing with others. Have a great week, dear friend.

      Catherine, as a teacher you have to consider the student's real meaning behind the response. There is usually a good reason for it. However, it is hard trying to remain serious when the answers are so creative! I enjoyed our chat and wish you a lovely evening. Blessings.

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      Alexander Thandi Ubani 2 years ago from Lagos

      Define germination? To be come a german citizen. Damn right! Haha

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      You made me see another side of it.. Ubanichijoke, Humor is good. Stay well, friend.

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      Paula Atwell 2 years ago from Cleveland, OH

      I live with a teenager and one not much older, so I really appreciated reading this. :)

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      Tony Payne 2 years ago from Southampton, UK

      Read a few of these before, but still funny every time. I just wish I had been resourceful and original enough to write something like this on a test paper. Mind you, an "F" is no fun :(

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 2 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      This is hysterical! 'Where is Chicago' ..right now they're in 5th place (lmao!) and the answer list 5 ways that plants interact with each had me rotflmao! I'll bet teachers see a lot of this - wonder if I ever made one laugh? Love your page

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      Ann Hinds 2 years ago from So Cal

      I have a 13-yr-old who would answer some of these questions in the same way. Not because he doesn't know the answer but he is at that smart-alecky stage where the other answer makes more sense and it's funny. Thanks for the laughs.

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      Melody Lassalle 2 years ago from California

      These are the best! Please write more! Reminds me of the book Anguished English. Thank you, you gave me a good laugh today. And, I will never forget the definition of germination.

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Paula, you must certainly know and enjoy how teens can respond to questions. Have a great weekend!

      Brite-ideas, yes, we teachers see these answers now and then and we have to keep a straight face! I will have to post a second article soon on these responses.

      Ann, I totally understand the 13 year old mindset and how they reason. They can be endearing but frustrating! Love that teen for me.

      Mel, glad you enjoyed the post and that it have you a good laugh. I am thinking about writing a sequel soon. Enjoy your day, dear lady.

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Tony, it is always good to hear the article gives one a good laugh. Laughter is good for the soul. You were better off not answering questions as such, believe me, it gets you in trouble!

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      Angela F 2 years ago from Seattle, WA

      These are great - so glad I put my coffee cup down as I was reading!

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      SheGetCreative, so good to hear this post put a smile in your day. I have to admit, they make me laugh still! Enjoy your week.

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      Mothers of Nations 2 years ago

      That was very funny! Great way to begin my day :) I look forward to reading more lol God bless you...

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Mothersofnations, laughter is the medicine for the soul. God bless you, too.

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      peachy 2 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      All i can say is kids are great at answering wuestions truthfully and logically without lookibg at the textbook

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Peach, so true my friend. Thanks for validating the content and for your visit. Enjoy your day.

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      Leslie A. Shields 2 years ago from Georgia

      This is my second time reading this hub.... it cracks me up every time..... LOL

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Leslie, I am glad the post is funny the second time for readers. It is so good to laugh any day. Thanks for the comment and return visit, dear lady.

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      ubrish ali 2 years ago from Pakistan(Asia)

      Kids do these types of attempts to make us laugh.I really enjoyed to read your article

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      ubrish ali 2 years ago from Pakistan(Asia)

      Kids do these types of attempts to make us laugh.I really enjoyed to read your article

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      Ubrish, kids do add much to our life, don't they? Glad you enjoyed the laughter and saw the wit of these precious students.

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      Susie Lehto 2 years ago from Minnesota

      You got me laughing so hard, and remembering some of the answers my own kids would give on tests in home school. This is funny! I'll be chuckling the rest of the day, thank you.

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      Glenn Stok 23 months ago from Long Island, NY

      You had me cracking up all the way through this hub. Totally hilarious! But it's also very meaningful to see how intelligent kids can be when they are still so innocent.

      I noticed how they tried to put logic to determining the answers. That's what made it so funny - they made sense in a sort of round-about way.

      I just found this hub now, but congratulations for being selected as Hub Of The Day last year.

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      Patty Inglish 23 months ago from North America

      "Define epitaph...A short and sarcastic poem." Sometimes that is true!

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      Dianna Mendez 22 months ago

      Thank you Coloruflone, Glenn, and Patty for stopping by to leave such positive feedback. I still chuckle when I read these answers. As a teacher, I come across some very creative students that keep me smiling and young at heart.

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 13 months ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      The answers are just too funny. Enjoyable read.

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      Reginald Boswell 10 months ago

      Funny shared my wife during commercial

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      Dianna Mendez 10 months ago

      Rajan, glad I could put some laughter in your day. Stay well, my friend.

      Reginald, sharing laughter is good for the heart. Thanks for visiting and your support. Enjoy your weekend.

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      Shyron E Shenko 8 months ago

      Dianna, this is too funny, and it reminds me of many things my sons, cousins and brothers have said.

      This was really an enjoyable read.

      Blessings my friend

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