100+ Funny Questions to Ask Kids
Children are innocent and filled with wonder. That's why asking them silly questions can be quite fun and insightful. Sometimes, their answers make actual sense. But most times, their answers are off-the-wall and irresistibly funny.
Next time you come across a kid, ask questions! You’ve got nothing to lose. You might even stumble upon some meaningful responses and ideas. Also, asking questions is a great way to break the ice!
This list contains over a hundred funny questions that you can ask children. I’m sure that the questions listed here will help you spark a conversation. Ask away and relish the fun!
- What is your favorite dinosaur?
- If you could ask an animal a question, what would it be?
- What does the fox say?
- If you were an animal, what would you be?
- If stuffed animals could talk, what would they say?
- Are you a cat-person or a dog-person?
- What animal would you like to ride?
- What kind of dragon are you?
- If your pet could talk, what would it say?
- If you had a parrot, what would it say?
- Can you smell me from there?
- Do you eat boogers?
- What is the grossest thing you’ve ever done?
- Who farted?
- How's your poop been lately?
- Do you pick your nose and rub it on the wall when no one is looking?
- If you were a fart, would you rather be loud and proud or silent but deadly?
- What do your farts smell like?
- If I paid you, would you touch poop?
- Have you ever sneezed and peed a little?
- If you had a restaurant, what would you serve?
- If you were a dessert, what would you be?
- Would you rather eat cake or ice cream?
- If you could ban one vegetable forever, what would it be?
- If you had to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
- What's your favorite weird food combination?
- What would you do if I stole your candy?
- If it were only up to you, what would you eat for breakfast?
- If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
- What’s the ickiest food you’ve ever tasted?
- What questions should I never ask you?
- How do you treat people who annoy you for no reason at all?
- If you wrote a book, what would its title be?
- If you had to leave home because of an emergency, what 3 things would you take with you?
- What makes you sing?
- What makes you dance?
- What would you wish for if a genie gave you three wishes?
- What is the meaning of life?
- If you suddenly had the means to go back in time, what would you do?
- What do you want to invent?
- If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
- If you could meet anyone from history, who would it be and why?
- If someone suddenly gave you a lot of money, how would you spend it?
- What item would you grab first if your house was on fire?
- If you had to give all your toys away, who would you give them to?
- Why do you wake up in the morning?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- If you were the president for a day, what’s the first thing would you do?
- How do you make someone happy?
- If you could make one absolute rule for a day, what would it be?
- Who’s the boss of you?
"Would You Rather" Questions
- Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
- Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a giant?
- Would you rather always wear wet clothes or never shower again in your life?
- Would you rather only eat jelly forever or only bathe in jelly forever?
- Would you rather spend a night in a cemetery or a haunted house?
- Would you rather have tentacles for arms or for legs?
- Would you rather see everything in slow motion or in fast forward?
- Would you rather go back in time or travel to the future?
- Would you rather travel on a spaceship or a gigantic dragon?
- Would you rather be stuck in the middle of the desert or the ocean?
Questions About Weird Stuff
- Do you believe in ghosts?
- How’s it going for the monster under your bed?
- What's that on the back of your neck?
- How many aliens were in your class today?
- How many spaceships flew past your school today?
- What’s the weirdest thing you heard today?
- Was your teacher dressed as Batman or Superman in school today?
- Using only what you have around you right now, how many zombies would you be able to kill before they take you down?
- Can you make noises like a laser?
- Can you describe the colors red, blue, and green without using the words red, blue, and green?
- What would happen if a vampire bites a zombie?
- Why were all the kids jumping on the tables?
- How many stars in the galaxy do you think exploded today?
- How often do you sleep on the couch and then find yourself magically waking up on your bed?
- What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
"Tell the Truth!" Questions
- How old do you think I am?
- Who is your worst enemy and why?
- What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
- What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
- How many times have you ever lied?
- What’s the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
- How many kids do you think you’re gonna have when you get older?
- Who’s your crush?
Other Question Topics
- What's your favorite way to laugh?
- What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?
- What’s the funniest sound you can make?
- Can you impersonate someone?
- What’s the ugliest name you’ve ever heard?
- If you could rename the colors of your crayons, what would you name them?
- What does your name mean?
- If you were to give me a nickname, what would it be?
- What would you do if you swapped roles with your parents?
- Who do you like more, daddy or mommy?
- Would you be friends with your parents if they transformed into children?
- In your opinion, who is the best Disney princess?
- Who do you think is the best actor/actress to play you in the movie about your life?
- Which fictional character do you want to be?
- If you were a Pokémon, which one would you be?
- If you had to become a teacher for a day, what would you teach in class?
- Which cartoon character do you wish you had for a teacher?
- What superpowers do you want to have?
- If you suddenly had the power to become invisible just for a day, what would you do?
- If you had a secret base, where would it be and what would be inside it?
- What’s your superhero name?
- Where in the universe do you want to go for a visit?
- Where do you think is the best vacation destination?
Utterly Random Stuff
- If you could make a new holiday, what would it be?
- What makes the best fort?
- Where’s the best place to hide during a game of hide-and-seek?
- If you opened a store, what would you sell?