100+ Funny Questions to Ask Kids

Updated on September 22, 2018
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Funny Questions to Ask Kids
Funny Questions to Ask Kids

Children are always innocent and brimming with wonder. That is why asking them silly questions can be quite fun and insightful. Sometimes, their answers make actual sense. But many times, their answers are irresistibly funny and amusing.

Next time you come across a kid, ask questions! You’ve got nothing to lose. You might even stumble upon some meaningful responses and ideas. Also, asking questions is a great way to break the ice!

This list contains over a hundred funny questions that you can ask children. I’m sure that the questions listed here will greatly assist you in sparking your childish inquisitiveness. Ask away and relish the fun!

  • If you suddenly had the power to become invisible just for a day, what would you do?
  • What is your favorite dinosaur?
  • Do you believe in ghosts?
  • Which would you rather fight: 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
  • Can you smell me from there?
  • Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a giant?
  • What’s the ugliest name you’ve ever heard?
  • How old do you think I am?
  • Where in the universe do you want to go for a visit?
  • Do you eat boogers?
  • How’s it going for the monster under your bed?
  • If you had a restaurant, what would you serve?
  • If you had to become a teacher for a day, what would you teach in class?
  • What questions should I never ask you?
  • Would you rather always wear wet clothes or never shower again in your life?
  • How do you treat people who annoy you for no reason at all?
  • If you could rename the colors of your crayons, what would you name them?
  • What does your name mean?
  • If you were a Pokémon, which one are you?
  • If you wrote a book, what would its title be?
  • If you had to leave home because of an emergency, what 3 things would you take with you?
  • If you were a dessert, what are you?
  • Who is your worst enemy and why?
  • Would you rather eat cake or ice cream?
  • What makes you sing?
  • What makes you dance?
  • What's that on the back of your neck?
  • Would you rather only eat jelly forever or take a bath in jelly forever?
  • In your opinion, who is the best Disney princess?
  • If you could make a new holiday, what would it be?
  • Who do you think is the best actor/actress to play as you in the movie about your life?
  • What makes the best fort?
  • What would you wish for if a genie gave you three wishes?

  • If you could ban one vegetable forever, what would it be?
  • What is the grossest thing you’ve ever done?
  • How many stars in the galaxy do you think exploded today?
  • If you could ask an animal a question, what would it be?
  • What does the fox say?
  • If you had to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
  • Which cartoon character do you want to be your teacher at school?
  • Who farted?
  • Which fictional character do you want to be?
  • What is the meaning of life?
  • Where do you think is the best vacation destination?
  • What superpowers do you want to have?
  • What’s the funniest sound you can make?
  • If stuffed animals could talk, what would they say?
  • Can you impersonate someone?
  • If you suddenly had the means to go back in time, what would you do?
  • If you had a secret base, where would it be and what would be inside it?
  • How many aliens were in your class today?
  • How many spaceships flew passed your school today?
  • What do you want to invent?
  • If you were an animal, what would you be?
  • What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
  • How's your poop been lately?
  • Do you pick your nose and rub it on the wall when no one is looking?
  • What's your favorite weird food combination?
  • If you were a fart, would you rather be loud and proud or silent but deadly?
  • If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
  • What’s the weirdest thing you heard today?
  • What would you do if you swapped roles with your parents?
  • Are you a cat-person or a dog-person?
  • What does your fart smell like?
  • If you could meet anyone from history, who would it be and why?
  • What's the most expensive thing you've ever broke?

  • Was your teacher dressed as Batman or Superman in school today?
  • Using only what you have around you right now, how many zombies would you be able to kill before they take you down?
  • Would you rather spend a night in a cemetery or a haunted house?
  • Who do you like more, daddy or mommy?
  • If someone suddenly gave you a lot of money, how would you spend it?
  • What does your laser sounds like?
  • What animal would you like to ride?
  • What item would you grab first if your house was on fire?
  • Would you rather have tentacles for arms or legs?
  • What's your favorite way to laugh?
  • Can you describe the colors red, blue, and green without using the words red, blue, and green?
  • If you had to give all your toys away, who would you give them to?
  • Why do you wake up in the morning?
  • What would do if I stole your candy?
  • What kind of dragon are you?
  • If it were only up to you, what would you eat for breakfast?
  • Would you rather see everything in slow motion or in fast forward?
  • If I paid you, would you touch poop?
  • How many times have you ever lied?
  • If your pet could talk, what would it say?
  • What would happen if a vampire bites a zombie?
  • Why were all the kids jumping on the tables?
  • What do want to be when you grow up?
  • What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?
  • Would you rather go back in time or travel to the future?
  • If you could make one absolute rule for a day, what would it be?
  • Would you rather travel on a spaceship or a gigantic dragon?
  • What’s the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
  • How many kids do you think you’re gonna have when you get older?
  • Who’s your crush?
  • If you had a parrot, what would it say?
  • Would you be friends with your parents if they transformed into children?
  • Where’s the best place to hide during a game of hide-and-seek?
  • If you were to become president for a day, what’s the first thing would you do?
  • If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
  • If you opened a store, what would you sell?
  • Would you rather be stuck in the middle of the dessert or the ocean?
  • How often do you sleep on the couch and then find yourself magically waking up on your bed?
  • What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
  • What’s your superhero name?
  • What’s the ickiest food you’ve ever tasted?
  • Who’s the boss of you?
  • If you were to give me a nickname, what would it be?
  • How do you make someone happy?
  • Are you embarrassed that you peed in your bed sheets this morning?

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This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

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