101 Great Cuss/Swear Word Alternatives

Updated on December 7, 2018

Bad Words: Things to Say Instead of Cursing

If you have children, are around them often, or even work at a school, you know how hard it is to come up with creative alternatives to cussing. Here is a list of 101 great words and phrases that you can use instead of swearing! Feel free to to use any of these with your own kids and add your best words and phrases to the list!

  1. Shnookerdookies!
  2. Fudge nuggets!
  3. Cheese and rice!
  4. Sugar!
  5. God bless America!
  6. Poo!
  7. Snickerdoodle!
  8. Banana shenanigans!
  9. Six and two is eight!
  10. God bless it!
  11. Barbara Streisand!
  12. Fiddlesticks!
  13. Jiminy Crickets!
  14. Son of a gun!
  15. Egad!
  16. Great Scott!
  17. Caesar’s ghost!
  18. Merlin’s beard!
  19. Merlin’s pants!
  20. Shucks!
  21. Darn!
  22. Dagnabbit!
  23. Dang rabbit!
  24. Dadgummit!
  25. Jumpin’ Jiminy!

26. Gee willickers!
27. Gee whiz!
28. Cheese whiz!
29. Good night!
30. Sam Hill!
31. Son of a monkey!
32. Son of a bucket!
33. William Shatner!
34. Son of a motherless goat!
35. Judas Priest!
36. Gosh darn it!
37. Shut the front door!
38. Holy cow!
39. Horse pucky!
40. Geez!
41. Sufferin’ succotash!
42. Son of a mother trucker!
43. Fudge berries!
44. Geez Terwilligers!
45. Mothersmucker!
46. Cornnuts!
47. Poo on a stick!
48. Aw, duck water!
49. Jerk water!
50. Dillweed!

51. Oh, snap!
52. OMG!
53. Fraggle rock!
54. Phooey!
55. Bogus!
56. Bull spit!
57. Crap!
58. Crikey!
59. Scuddle butt!
60. Shuzzbutt!
61. Son of a biscuit!
62. Leapin’ lizards!
63. Oh my gosh!
64. Oh my goodness!
65. Peanut butter and jelly!
66. Drat!
67. Oh, man!
68. Oh, dear!
69. Criminy!
70. Mother of pearl!
71. Tartar sauce!
72. Fish paste!
73. Fart knocker!
74. Hobknocker!
75. Pokémon!

76. Golly gee!
77. What the frog!
78. Kitty whiskers!
79. Barnacles!
80. Eat soap!
81. Eat slugs!
82. Go lick a duck!
83. For Pete’s sake!
84. I don’t give a Donald Duck!
85. Cheeses!
86. Pluck it!
87. Yuck fou!
88. Aww, noodles!
89. Hamburgers!
90. Geez Louise!
91. Fishsticks!
92. Frack!
93. Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!
94. What the cuss!
95. Narf!
96. Marklar!
97. Shitake mushrooms!
98. Son of a nutcracker!
99. Raspberries!
100. Shikaka!
101. Mecrob!

Q: Is it possible to cuss politely?

A: You're darn tootin'!

Funny, Faux Curse Words that Start with "F" or "S"

adjectives that start with "f"
nouns that start wit "f"
adjectives that start with "s"
nouns that start with "s"
fat(ty)!
finger!
shabby!
sabattical!
fabulous!
firecracker!
shifty!
sushi/sashimi!
fatuous!
filagree!
sabertoothed!
succotash!
fearsome!
feather!
sadomasochistic!
scallops!
fiscal!
father!
salty!
schoolboy (or girl)!
flabby!
foccacia!
sandy!
schitzophrenic!
flaky!
flower, flowerpot!
scabby!
scurvy!
freckled!
fuzz!
schizoid!
scatterbrain!
French!
flyspeck!
scarlet!
sheep/sheepskin!
fungoid!
fedora!
scatty!
skank!
fried!
fieldmouse!
Scottish/Scotch!
slapstick!
frugal!
fiddle!
sacred!
squab!
frumpy!
frankfurter!
screwy!
sunburn!
fresh!
Frankenstein!
scrubby!
saffron!
fruity!
Freud!
seasick!
saxophone!
fungicidal!
funeral!
sexy!
sandwich!
fuzzy!
filibuster!
shaggy!
shampoo!
faux!
flux!
shuddering!
sharecropper!
funny!
forecast!
shoddy!
shoestring!
funky!
fumble!
sigmoid!
shrub!
fundamental!
frostbite!
sleeveless/strapless!
sourdough!
Combine these words with others (as in "father Christmas!" or "fiscal responsibility!"), with others on the list (like "fresh sourdough!" or "freckled Freud!"), or use the nouns alone.

Words That Are Almost Always Funny

pickle, nut, butter, bumfuzzle, dollop, doodle, giggle

Out of these alternative cuss words, which is YOUR favorite?

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This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

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        Jack Matthews 

        2 days ago

        This is one funny to say with moderate swearing even my uncle said you monkey wreckers which is good Also my wife said pixie it means girl and of course some mild swear words likes blockhead son of a butchers your grandma was a villianess and your mom's shoes

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        moooo 

        3 weeks ago

        i got one: you overcooked green bean casserole

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        Miranda 

        4 weeks ago

        I knew my friend said Jimmy Butler is a perfect replacement of god's name in vains I did yell at my friend by saying Happy Meal bufoons and son of a homey when i am cuss at anybody like a good manner mother Its funny but it is a milder word when people cuss politely

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        Aria Lee 

        6 weeks ago

        I knew some friend said what a nice day with you that is nicer ways of saying fxxk you in Miami Florida I did learn to cuss like a grandma I did say son of a bucko what in the name of Sheamus and my favorite Holy Stephen Curry I when i am shocked

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        Luanne 

        7 weeks ago

        Some good insults are great like peepee weewee because of my 5 year old cousin I was told my dad about swearing like my grandpa is great idea like gad darn mother farter and son of a bench

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        kirsten 

        8 weeks ago

        I liked great Scott Idk why that sounded appealing. I also liked poo on a stick no reason why. thx for the random weird words I can now put in my vocabulary.

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        Nicky23 

        8 weeks ago

        Kiss my caboose it was my dad who works at train station because he did cuss with old school swear words I am just yell the word rat face and snake head

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        Ethan 33 

        2 months ago

        It was weird my 6 year old niece said shove it up your peach because she is getting annoyed at anybody I know she did use that word is poopy and son of a sinister because my brother's favorite cuss word

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        Liz22 

        2 months ago

        I did say for Kawhi Leonard's sakes and give me a break same as for god's sakes I did cuss some words like son of a lameos heart hips bubbleheads paperclip head

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        kj the fricken fag 

        2 months ago

        i like calling ppl quebecers bc i aint racist but i just really hate that race

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        Alexander Johnson 

        2 months ago

        I think this word is a milder ways of saying f**k and f**king is flame and flaming respectively because of my uncle's funny cuss word Also a 5 year old can start to cuss like a good mannered person and the old people especially its a funny word like son of a witch what the heck flecker retard cretin and holy crap which is a good idea

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        Blake 

        2 months ago

        This is why Germany should have won WWII

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        siya 

        2 months ago

        what other words can you use instead the word f**k or f**k**g

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        Connan 

        2 months ago

        I did use some words like son of a idiot mother fooler snap dragon and childish because of some funny insults

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        jacqueline kramer 

        3 months ago

        say shut the front door

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        Pamela 

        3 months ago

        I wish someone would put this in a printable list for writers to keep as a reference. Great suggestions! I love that the author included the Sponge Bob exclamations :)

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        Willie 21 

        3 months ago

        How about mother bucko because i saw my 3 year old son is trying to cuss like my wife with a silly swear words I think my son is never use that bads words because it was good so my 7 year old daughter saying that word son of a switch that is funny it was my mom's swear word and my 5 and 9 year old boys are always use some silly ways of saying go fxxx yourself is take with your things with you or share your blessings instead and my 11 and 13 year daughter did use a funny ways of saying F words like freaks foul fock fook and frag instead some B words like girl dame lass son of a smitch and son of a ladette I think it was good about silly words especially i did saying mother jeffer son of a blank what in the name of cheat coders and holy Johnny Bravo a lot because it was fun to cuss like an old person

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        Raymond Young 

        3 months ago

        This is hillarious about polite ways saying is what the fxxk is whats the focus or what in the name of Steve Nash which is my dad said before He said son of numbskulls and father miller a lot

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        Lou West 

        3 months ago

        I did say elite and brave it is as badass My cuss word is have fun at Disney its a polite ways of saying fxxx you because of the Disney world employees said one Also I did say son of a weirdos horse feces and cow feces which same as horse stuff and bull stuff

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        Chester 

        3 months ago

        My father did cuss by saying belcher or belch as a good manners of saying B words and I did saying Jesus Shuttlesworth Ray Allen and Joel Embiid a lot because i did say some characters in vains Also my son saying a polite ways of saying fxxx you is get your brains on

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        Willie Miller 

        3 months ago

        What about muggins i know its my grandfather's swearing I did use polite ways of saying go fxxx yourself is please go to sewage system with you or comeback with your own cribs

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        Hope 

        3 months ago

        Shitake Mushrooms still technically says a swear word.........

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        Lewis 

        4 months ago

        How about loggerhead it is funny ways of saying to a stupid person What is this piece of evidence Son of a criminal Bully and even Mac and Cheese that's my 14 year old son's swear word

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        Caroline 

        4 months ago

        I say "What in the name of Davy Jones' locker?" and "What in the name of Cave Johnson!" for when something weird happens, "Fiddlesticks!", "Son of a GLaDOS!", "Cheese and crackers!", and "Ham and cheese!".

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        Alec 

        4 months ago

        I did saying peas for brains it is a milder ways of saying dumbass Also it was the a nicer ways of saying of fxxx yourself is can you pass the paperworks from me or the mystery is in your hand

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        Ellie Reynolds 

        5 months ago

        I did saying slime head imbecile and bubble face because its funny about a person is calling somebody else as a stupid This is people in Utah did use some polite and silly ways of swearing just like my grandmom did this before

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        Anthony Jude 

        5 months ago

        What about porque no te callas it refers to say why dont you shadap I swear these 10 year boy calling me a Mitchell which is silly ways of saying bad person

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        Lin 

        5 months ago

        My favorite slang is son of a bad guy which is a mild insult of my kids Cussing at my kids when i say holy snow and flippers is ok

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        Kelly 

        6 months ago

        Some of those words on TV are not allowed

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        Fred23 

        6 months ago

        I did saying begone fade away retreat and melt away same as fxxx off Once my friend calls anyone else a chicken and lipsmackers Also that is child friendly ways to say go fxxx yourself are thanks for the notes and take the comments with you

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        Brandy 

        6 months ago

        I did yelling at anyone else by saying son of a dolly same as son of a gun Same as Badass is Vigilant or Warrior Also some kids using a swear word like goofy peanut head and son of a old person Some people can replace god's name in vains are Oh Neptune Oh My Groot Dave Maggot Mother Of Dude and Sweet Matter

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        benjamin 

        6 months ago

        jebo vas sunce

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        Kenny Williams 

        7 months ago

        Its is not to harsh to swear at anybody else I did saying you son of a rude person give a freak cheesey puffs and olaf My parents did aware about using swearing without saying bad to them because I am use these silly words from my parents are saying with a nicer ways

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        Oliver J Cutt 

        7 months ago

        Or say,

        Fudgeadoodledoo

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        Louise Smith 

        7 months ago

        I heard my kids are telling to keep quite is shaddup I knew my 8 year old son when is saying nitwit lameos and son of a belles instead because of the influence of an elderly friend

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        7 months ago

        Aw hamburgers!

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        Charles 

        7 months ago

        Say Pickaxes

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        Ethan Young 

        7 months ago

        Sabrina Michaels Savanna Bleach are these words same as son of a gun Also i heard my dad calls me a caca and mother helper because of silly words

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        Marian Davis 

        8 months ago

        I like the Christian swear words because of Tim Hawkins' performance but in Utah my sister did cuss like trust you it is same as screw you son of a good citizen and same as go screw yourself is your suggestion is yours

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        Judy Rose 

        8 months ago

        Would you do the funny favors it is a silly ways to say go fxxx yourself There is a hint people who did saying silly ways to say fxxx you are Dude you are awesome bring it on and Excellent to you

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        Martina 

        8 months ago

        I did say the f word it refers to say flat like flat you i don't give a flat go flat yourself or what the flat I think nincompoop is same as dumbass I am did saying go away like off to anywhere else or thank you and enjoy your journey

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        Daniel 

        8 months ago

        My favorite is using fluff instead of the f-word, “What the fluff?” “I don’t give a fluff!” “Boy I will fluff you up!!”

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        Danny Smith 

        8 months ago

        I knew these employees are saying some cuss words like Get A Grip is a milder ways to say Fxxx You Son Of A Zainy same as Son Of A Gun Off To The Shore same like GTFO and Rubbish same as Crap It because some employees are use some mild swear words are good for them

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        Elena 

        8 months ago

        Son of a quims is funny to say with my grandchildren especially I did saying mocker buckets son of a bothered queen blistering typhoons thunderation and poopoohead at my kids because of my old swear words

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        Steve Enns 

        8 months ago

        I am “gracefully” adding THREE:

        Oh, Sarsour

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        Issac 

        8 months ago

        How about dunce and murder flavor because it was funny when a toddler use any childish swear words Also a southern belle ways of swearing are son of a madam praise you foul out and kitty because my older sister is use a funny slangs when she is living in Las Vegas area

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        Axel 33 

        9 months ago

        Swearing at my kids by saying Shelly Anne Bell or Shelia Anne Belcher it is same as son of a gun Also my I did use the characters name in vains and a clean mouthed swear words is like my mom who is a catholic from Tampa Bay area I knew my 10 year old son saying the nicer way to say fxxx you are take care for that stuff and see you around because it is a childish ways to say that word

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        Loren Jones 

        9 months ago

        I did saying a word shrink it is same ways to say crap Also i did saying a replacement way to say fxxx you is thanks for the comments and bless you I am did saying these words are Summer Mitchelle that is same way to say son of a gun and George Damion same as gawd dang it and Jessie Jones a same as Jesus Christ because it use my colleuages name instead of Gods name in vains and a funny old people swear words

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        Nemyth 

        9 months ago

        How about adding the word Smoke? Replacement for S**t...Example for usage could be something like "Oh, smoke...I'm in trouble"

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        Tyler Jones 

        9 months ago

        I did saying this wor word tart because it was a food but a kid friendly ways to say B word

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        no 

        9 months ago

        go like a duck you fracking squab

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        Trisha 

        9 months ago

        I knew it was a Christian swear words like son of a butch and mammy jammer because It was my auntie's influnce of swearing in Utah because most christians including my coworker who is a mormon that they would use a funny swear words The moron way to say F you like just do it for yourself same as go away like hasta la vista and see you next time

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        Sue 

        9 months ago

        One of my favorite is using a frito bandito accent.

        "Sunny beaches "

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        Seth Smith 

        10 months ago

        I did cuss at my parents by saying son of a wicked girl mother founder and crap head Anyways I always did use a mild language when my parents around me and so my siblings did use a mild language too because of my elderly next door neighboor's influence

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        Matthew21 

        10 months ago

        It was awesome to say son of a evil doer because it is nice way to say at a bad person Also I just saying to my 8 year old son by calling some silly words and branded stuffs in vains like troll candy smashers and barniclehead

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        Madison Lee 

        10 months ago

        Village Idiot is my favorite insult because these guys are fools Also I was calling these people by using a funny ways of saying f*** you are foul you feck you have a good days people freak you have a nice meeting forget you and enjoy for your next visit Also I was visit to Dallas Texas my mother loves to swears like a kid by saying son of a irritated person mother foulers and buttface Also I am a Texan girl who can use a silly swear words because it was heard from my grandparents and my good mannered parents too

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        mE 

        10 months ago

        How many are from South Park ahaha

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        Minnie 

        10 months ago

        I heard that guy calling me a gentlewoman and vixen a lot because he is not saying bad words because he is a Christian believer I did mentioned a kid who is saying that word is son of a grouse because this kid is 5 year old but he use some kid friendly swearing is ok because of his grandfather's word

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        Lita 

        11 months ago

        I am telling a swear words is important for their kids with some polite ones like I swear it to you pal same as fxxk you Peace out Believe It to you and So long folks a niecer ways fxxx off It was my daughter who calling anyone a b word like Brick and Boogie a lot beacuse it silly I did saying son of a boogeyman because its a swear word of a southern belle Why I am swearing with some words without saying bad words even it is kid friendly ones

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        Bonnie 

        11 months ago

        This is funny when my cousin said Buzz off it means go away My cousin learns a kid friendly swear words like son of a gurly block you Justin Timberlake Moomoo Caca Horsey Caca and Caca because it is awesome

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        Lana May 

        11 months ago

        I did say that word clam up and pipedown to my kids it means stop talking I always getting mad by saying sneaky blasters son of a phoney

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        Edna 

        11 months ago

        I was mad about when they calling me a contemptible person beacuse it was weird but its a nicer way to say a B word I did yelling at these guys are calling them a son of a mean girls Also instead of saying f*** you I always say these words bless you you are my everything squeeze you and of course rock it out dudes It was easy to use a modern day slang words like Bye Felicia go off Thank You Next and skurt means go away and go smash yourself which is same as go screw yourself GD means gosh dang yikes my heart savage finess hunty and oh my gucci which my kids learns to use a polite ones instead

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        Roan Jones 

        11 months ago

        Pinhead is referring to somebody is a stupid Also i did always saying Gucci at my children because it is a kid's slang word

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        Robert Choi 

        11 months ago

        I did say Wow Fantastic Baby it means a kpopper way to say screw you After all my friend said you better run out it means go away I did saying the word got no jams it was BTS member RM's quotes its means have no fun when my children is arounding at me

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        Randal 

        12 months ago

        I wonder my children say the words beat it to other site means go away

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        Lenny 

        12 months ago

        I was called themselve son of a obscene humans because it is funny ways to say anyone who is bad I think i did mock them as Pepsi or Coke because its a soda brand name's in vains I did telling to go away you are going out or flee off to anywhere

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        Kenny Simpson 

        12 months ago

        I know about my younger sister saying holy coffee holy copy machine and son of a obscene a lot I did telling to shut their mouth is the coversation is ended I am just saying the words including woopsie and son of a joker too

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        Luna 

        12 months ago

        My 4 year old nephew saying have a great party enjoy the day and even same way to say screw you is have a paradise day my pal I knew the kids learn how to swear nicely I think I am not saying god's name vains by saying some real people's name in vains and fictional character's name in vains like Kevin Durant is my witness Glob blast it or For Justin's sakes Frankly I am just Southern Belle from Atlanta Georgia who learns to use some silly swear word but also a hands on mother who teach my 2 year old son learns to swear with a nicer ones same with my kids including my nephews and nieces who are now between 2 to 18 year because my influence of my 2 older siblings and my 3 younger siblings of saying some nice words Also my dad did keep on swear by saying bob dangit flee out to somewhere and of course poop deck

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        Warren Wesley 

        12 months ago

        These words are Mole Shrew Badger Bargain and Bagger are funny ways to say a bad people This is same way to say go screw yourself are Just try to hump with yourself and Inspect your private parts I last I heard my 7 year old son saying freak off and freak out It is means to go away but he saying the word trick track son of a petty and of course Jumping Michael Jordan

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        Lexy Danielson 

        12 months ago

        Swearing is good for you because I remember my mom likes to swear a lot when she saying those clean mouthed words like Phony Holy Roku and Son of a Amazon Also using bad words are wrong but the words of choice are ok to say I know my dad use a silly ways to say Fxxx you is Keep heads up and the good manner ways to say go away is Waving goodbye and have a trip Dingle is an actual polite ways to say bitch I am still proud to be a resident in North Carolina because of being a southern woman

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        Jen's Book 

        12 months ago

        I am just using these words like shag means wavy hair or refering to a sex I use when gets mad about by anyone with these word is son of a obnoxious dudes and pillock

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        Slav 

        12 months ago

        Jeez Rice

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        Kidnote 

        13 months ago

        Once some other guy saying this is please bang out from here it is clever ways to say go away This is how to use the swear words with a nicer ways I remember my father saying that words are tatter and poophead It is common ways of using nicer ways to say fxxk you is good luck to you dude My notes of using some alien and fictional swear words is makes myself upset I heard my boss swearing in German Filipino Korean Japanese French Italian Spanish Thai Irish Russian Latin and Chinese but i did understand about foreign swear word when my boss is upset and shocking at her employees I did keep on swearing with a silly ways instead

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        Svatoyslav Zhuravlev 

        13 months ago

        My history called Tombstone when Wyatt Earp said to the Clantons and the McLaurys, "You son of a crackers have been looking for a fight, and now you have it."

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        Tear Blog 

        13 months ago

        I was yelled at them by calling them a tomfools My mother did swears at me by calling me a buster liar BS jive turkey fricker son of a lass and goofball Also my Moron friend did swears a lot by saying that words like grod son of a hookers lump buck and dimwits instead

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        ...... 

        13 months ago

        Pokemon was my favorite out of the 101

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        Nina Lyn 

        13 months ago

        When I was in Orlando Floridia for a vaccation I heard any swear word like Have A Disney Day it is same as Fxxx You where I was visted Disney World Second my daughter calling them a lousy gal and son of a disgraceful woman because she is good manner to say at anyone else including her friends and co workers My son in law and my 4 grandchildren are always use these words Like Get The Freak Off And Clear Off means Go Away End Of Talking means Quite and Some funny and good manner swear words are important to saying a swear words from me including the old swear words

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        a friendly duck 

        13 months ago

        Instead of cussing I say, "profanity noises"

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        WackBlog 

        13 months ago

        This words are funny like despicable woman and mother of swear word of them all is disrespectful humans

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        Heize 

        13 months ago

        My co worker did saying to them is idiot dope son of a ridiculous lady mismanagers goofball psycho zany maniacs son of a silly woman tukrey and son of a female clowns a lot

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        Wyatt 

        13 months ago

        I did use that words is a chubby dasatard that is same as the word fat bastard I went to Miami i am just calling them a scornful son of a annoying woman son of a sinisters I think the word is funny ways to insults like Jabroni Bazinga and Call Girl If people told to use polite ways to say keep quite is Ceased the public speaking with me and stop the chattering Most people to go away is going to escape from here and move out to anywhere else Also I never use god's name by using people's name and rhyming slangs like freaky chuck switch taunt trick and slackers

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        losie 

        13 months ago

        WHY DONT YOU JUS GO LICK A DUCK lol my new phrase.

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        Ayo 

        13 months ago

        What the flip!

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        Raven 

        14 months ago

        Tigress refers to say doll baroness and evil woman This is fun about a kid's heard from her parents swear words like quim hosehead derriere and son of a baroness I think a funny ways to say fxxk you is hanging out with you I heard my son saying go make out yourself it is funny ways to say get off and he said some words like posh bosh or Irish bull means nonsense and he did saying that word son of a naughty ones and you creeps

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        Tony Andresen 

        14 months ago

        Twit is still makes anyone else calling them a silly Also why people prefers swearing with this words like poopie horse poopie bullsnap bleeding heck go leave with yourself bless your hearts have fun with yourself cease the speaking with me and bye tatter tots son of a rebels son of a you know who holy fish crackers and others

        Why kids are swearing because of their grandparents I think kids don't use that bad word Instead of saying f*** you they would use the polite ones One way for a path screw you and try it with your best shot Second kids use some words instead of mother f***** This one these words are mother fudger and mother freaker Lastly why a kids can curse without saying bad words even parents told about using bad words is wrong In fact these children are using curse in the polite forms old english language pig latin foreign language and their older people

        I can believe swearing is good I am not use the god's name in vains but they use real life people's name in vains because of doing a christian people and some religious people did this They heard many people reacting like uh oh or aw crap are better words I heard some people try to get off like go to heck get the foul out of here go screw yourself good luck with you and have fun for one self It easy when people trust at anyone else they calling them a fictional characters and a silly words like that words The acronyms of the words using like BS means brave and strong STFU shut the feck up wtf wait that is funny or what the feck AMF all my friends and SOB son of a bratty or son of a bad people I knew my dad swearing at me he said some words go flee yourself and thanks and you can free to go that is same way to say go away My dad trying say please pipedown Well you can thanks me by stop the interruption Stop talking and even he said shush the heck up Also my dad is a good mannered parent who can use the words that is good Bullying with silly words is makes people mocks them I am just ignore them and apologies to them Swearing is a great idea for a good manners for kids and adults like

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        Cordelia Leite 

        14 months ago

        Suggestions like "fatty" and "schizoid" are bad choices. I think the original idea here is to give good examples right? Calling people "fatty" or "schizoid" will only encourage prejudice, bullying and stigma. We tend to link curse works with bad things, the problem here is, it's not ok to put fat and schizoid people on the bad bag. Let's teach tolerance, love and acceptance. I'm sure this is far more important than not being a "potty mouth".

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        Plannet Dolan 

        14 months ago

        I Teach These to people on snapchat

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        Jamie 

        14 months ago

        I did calling anyone as bad person like wicked one despicable person and my favorite swear word is son of a vixen

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        Jeff 

        15 months ago

        How about Keep the zipper close this is same ways to say Hush your mouth and polite ways of saying STFU Get alone with yourself it is same way to say go screw yourself It is nicer ways to say an insults like mother haters son of a silly person and numbskull

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        Julie 

        15 months ago

        She Wolf Dog and She Devil are replacement for B word

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        Juniper 

        15 months ago

        What about Son Of A Butch or Son Of A Stray I know it is a better ways to say a B word Picklehead and Go Find Yourself It is a preschooler's swear words that i heard by my students My nephew saying puppy babe princess dame shrew bowwow mutt and queen bee as a silly ways to say bad people

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        Daniel 

        16 months ago

        I did saying Son Of The Broad because it is a silly word I did use some other silly swear words including my goodness Poopie and Rump

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        Judith 

        16 months ago

        I can believe these words many people can swear by saying on the list

        Son Of The Lady Of The Evening

        Machine Fixer

        What The Probe

        Fishing

        What The Profanity

        What The Funny

        Bums

        Bubble

        Popsicle

        Beaver

        Cherry

        Cattle Dung

        Pony Dung

        Death Trap

        Son Of The Rude

        Stickerheads

        Mallows

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        Jackie 

        17 months ago

        My dad saying that word is son of a filthy persons and mother foulers As well as the words are cow waste and horse waste too

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        Maxwell Statistity 

        17 months ago

        The rest of my fam gets pretty heated when me and my dad cuss. So if we ever start to slip up, we'll save it by saying 'frickin' frack!' or 'shnap!'

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        John Colton 

        17 months ago

        Another one is "Bother!" Or "Bother and Blow!"

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        AMexican 

        18 months ago

        Not to say these alternatives aren't good but this comment section tho.

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        Rod 

        19 months ago

        Uh oh Speaghetti Os

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        TheDarkLord 

        19 months ago

        "BAR STEWARDS"

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        MaddyNovak 

        20 months ago

        why do I feel like misha collins wrote this list?

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