101 Great Cuss/Swear Word Alternatives

Updated on December 7, 2018

Bad Words: Things to Say Instead of Cursing

If you have children, are around them often, or even work at a school, you know how hard it is to come up with creative alternatives to cussing. Here is a list of 101 great words and phrases that you can use instead of swearing! Feel free to to use any of these with your own kids and add your best words and phrases to the list!

  1. Shnookerdookies!
  2. Fudge nuggets!
  3. Cheese and rice!
  4. Sugar!
  5. God bless America!
  6. Poo!
  7. Snickerdoodle!
  8. Banana shenanigans!
  9. Six and two is eight!
  10. God bless it!
  11. Barbara Streisand!
  12. Fiddlesticks!
  13. Jiminy Crickets!
  14. Son of a gun!
  15. Egad!
  16. Great Scott!
  17. Caesar’s ghost!
  18. Merlin’s beard!
  19. Merlin’s pants!
  20. Shucks!
  21. Darn!
  22. Dagnabbit!
  23. Dang rabbit!
  24. Dadgummit!
  25. Jumpin’ Jiminy!

26. Gee willickers!
27. Gee whiz!
28. Cheese whiz!
29. Good night!
30. Sam Hill!
31. Son of a monkey!
32. Son of a bucket!
33. William Shatner!
34. Son of a motherless goat!
35. Judas Priest!
36. Gosh darn it!
37. Shut the front door!
38. Holy cow!
39. Horse pucky!
40. Geez!
41. Sufferin’ succotash!
42. Son of a mother trucker!
43. Fudge berries!
44. Geez Terwilligers!
45. Mothersmucker!
46. Cornnuts!
47. Poo on a stick!
48. Aw, duck water!
49. Jerk water!
50. Dillweed!

51. Oh, snap!
52. OMG!
53. Fraggle rock!
54. Phooey!
55. Bogus!
56. Bull spit!
57. Crap!
58. Crikey!
59. Scuddle butt!
60. Shuzzbutt!
61. Son of a biscuit!
62. Leapin’ lizards!
63. Oh my gosh!
64. Oh my goodness!
65. Peanut butter and jelly!
66. Drat!
67. Oh, man!
68. Oh, dear!
69. Criminy!
70. Mother of pearl!
71. Tartar sauce!
72. Fish paste!
73. Fart knocker!
74. Hobknocker!
75. Pokémon!

76. Golly gee!
77. What the frog!
78. Kitty whiskers!
79. Barnacles!
80. Eat soap!
81. Eat slugs!
82. Go lick a duck!
83. For Pete’s sake!
84. I don’t give a Donald Duck!
85. Cheeses!
86. Pluck it!
87. Yuck fou!
88. Aww, noodles!
89. Hamburgers!
90. Geez Louise!
91. Fishsticks!
92. Frack!
93. Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!
94. What the cuss!
95. Narf!
96. Marklar!
97. Shitake mushrooms!
98. Son of a nutcracker!
99. Raspberries!
100. Shikaka!
101. Mecrob!

Q: Is it possible to cuss politely?

A: You're darn tootin'!

Funny, Faux Curse Words that Start with "F" or "S"

adjectives that start with "f"
nouns that start wit "f"
adjectives that start with "s"
nouns that start with "s"
fat(ty)!
finger!
shabby!
sabattical!
fabulous!
firecracker!
shifty!
sushi/sashimi!
fatuous!
filagree!
sabertoothed!
succotash!
fearsome!
feather!
sadomasochistic!
scallops!
fiscal!
father!
salty!
schoolboy (or girl)!
flabby!
foccacia!
sandy!
schitzophrenic!
flaky!
flower, flowerpot!
scabby!
scurvy!
freckled!
fuzz!
schizoid!
scatterbrain!
French!
flyspeck!
scarlet!
sheep/sheepskin!
fungoid!
fedora!
scatty!
skank!
fried!
fieldmouse!
Scottish/Scotch!
slapstick!
frugal!
fiddle!
sacred!
squab!
frumpy!
frankfurter!
screwy!
sunburn!
fresh!
Frankenstein!
scrubby!
saffron!
fruity!
Freud!
seasick!
saxophone!
fungicidal!
funeral!
sexy!
sandwich!
fuzzy!
filibuster!
shaggy!
shampoo!
faux!
flux!
shuddering!
sharecropper!
funny!
forecast!
shoddy!
shoestring!
funky!
fumble!
sigmoid!
shrub!
fundamental!
frostbite!
sleeveless/strapless!
sourdough!
Combine these words with others (as in "father Christmas!" or "fiscal responsibility!"), with others on the list (like "fresh sourdough!" or "freckled Freud!"), or use the nouns alone.

Words That Are Almost Always Funny

pickle, nut, butter, bumfuzzle, dollop, doodle, giggle

Out of these alternative cuss words, which is YOUR favorite?

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This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

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        no 

        6 days ago

        go like a duck you fracking squab

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        Trisha 

        8 days ago

        I knew it was a Christian swear words like son of a butch and mammy jammer because It was my auntie's influnce of swearing in Utah because most christians including my coworker who is a mormon that they would use a funny swear words The moron way to say F you like just do it for yourself same as go away like hasta la vista and see you next time

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        Sue 

        10 days ago

        One of my favorite is using a frito bandito accent.

        "Sunny beaches "

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        Seth Smith 

        2 weeks ago

        I did cuss at my parents by saying son of a wicked girl mother founder and crap head Anyways I always did use a mild language when my parents around me and so my siblings did use a mild language too because of my elderly next door neighboor's influence

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        Matthew21 

        3 weeks ago

        It was awesome to say son of a evil doer because it is nice way to say at a bad person Also I just saying to my 8 year old son by calling some silly words and branded stuffs in vains like troll candy smashers and barniclehead

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        Madison Lee 

        3 weeks ago

        Village Idiot is my favorite insult because these guys are fools Also I was calling these people by using a funny ways of saying f*** you are foul you feck you have a good days people freak you have a nice meeting forget you and enjoy for your next visit Also I was visit to Dallas Texas my mother loves to swears like a kid by saying son of a irritated person mother foulers and buttface Also I am a Texan girl who can use a silly swear words because it was heard from my grandparents and my good mannered parents too

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        mE 

        4 weeks ago

        How many are from South Park ahaha

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        Minnie 

        6 weeks ago

        I heard that guy calling me a gentlewoman and vixen a lot because he is not saying bad words because he is a Christian believer I did mentioned a kid who is saying that word is son of a grouse because this kid is 5 year old but he use some kid friendly swearing is ok because of his grandfather's word

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        Lita 

        6 weeks ago

        I am telling a swear words is important for their kids with some polite ones like I swear it to you pal same as fxxk you Peace out Believe It to you and So long folks a niecer ways fxxx off It was my daughter who calling anyone a b word like Brick and Boogie a lot beacuse it silly I did saying son of a boogeyman because its a swear word of a southern belle Why I am swearing with some words without saying bad words even it is kid friendly ones

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        Bonnie 

        7 weeks ago

        This is funny when my cousin said Buzz off it means go away My cousin learns a kid friendly swear words like son of a gurly block you Justin Timberlake Moomoo Caca Horsey Caca and Caca because it is awesome

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        Lana May 

        8 weeks ago

        I did say that word clam up and pipedown to my kids it means stop talking I always getting mad by saying sneaky blasters son of a phoney

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        Edna 

        2 months ago

        I was mad about when they calling me a contemptible person beacuse it was weird but its a nicer way to say a B word I did yelling at these guys are calling them a son of a mean girls Also instead of saying f*** you I always say these words bless you you are my everything squeeze you and of course rock it out dudes It was easy to use a modern day slang words like Bye Felicia go off Thank You Next and skurt means go away and go smash yourself which is same as go screw yourself GD means gosh dang yikes my heart savage finess hunty and oh my gucci which my kids learns to use a polite ones instead

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        Roan Jones 

        2 months ago

        Pinhead is referring to somebody is a stupid Also i did always saying Gucci at my children because it is a kid's slang word

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        Robert Choi 

        2 months ago

        I did say Wow Fantastic Baby it means a kpopper way to say screw you After all my friend said you better run out it means go away I did saying the word got no jams it was BTS member RM's quotes its means have no fun when my children is arounding at me

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        Randal 

        2 months ago

        I wonder my children say the words beat it to other site means go away

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        Lenny 

        2 months ago

        I was called themselve son of a obscene humans because it is funny ways to say anyone who is bad I think i did mock them as Pepsi or Coke because its a soda brand name's in vains I did telling to go away you are going out or flee off to anywhere

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        Kenny Simpson 

        2 months ago

        I know about my younger sister saying holy coffee holy copy machine and son of a obscene a lot I did telling to shut their mouth is the coversation is ended I am just saying the words including woopsie and son of a joker too

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        Luna 

        2 months ago

        My 4 year old nephew saying have a great party enjoy the day and even same way to say screw you is have a paradise day my pal I knew the kids learn how to swear nicely I think I am not saying god's name vains by saying some real people's name in vains and fictional character's name in vains like Kevin Durant is my witness Glob blast it or For Justin's sakes Frankly I am just Southern Belle from Atlanta Georgia who learns to use some silly swear word but also a hands on mother who teach my 2 year old son learns to swear with a nicer ones same with my kids including my nephews and nieces who are now between 2 to 18 year because my influence of my 2 older siblings and my 3 younger siblings of saying some nice words Also my dad did keep on swear by saying bob dangit flee out to somewhere and of course poop deck

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        Warren Wesley 

        3 months ago

        These words are Mole Shrew Badger Bargain and Bagger are funny ways to say a bad people This is same way to say go screw yourself are Just try to hump with yourself and Inspect your private parts I last I heard my 7 year old son saying freak off and freak out It is means to go away but he saying the word trick track son of a petty and of course Jumping Michael Jordan

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        Lexy Danielson 

        3 months ago

        Swearing is good for you because I remember my mom likes to swear a lot when she saying those clean mouthed words like Phony Holy Roku and Son of a Amazon Also using bad words are wrong but the words of choice are ok to say I know my dad use a silly ways to say Fxxx you is Keep heads up and the good manner ways to say go away is Waving goodbye and have a trip Dingle is an actual polite ways to say bitch I am still proud to be a resident in North Carolina because of being a southern woman

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        Jen's Book 

        3 months ago

        I am just using these words like shag means wavy hair or refering to a sex I use when gets mad about by anyone with these word is son of a obnoxious dudes and pillock

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        Slav 

        3 months ago

        Jeez Rice

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        Kidnote 

        3 months ago

        Once some other guy saying this is please bang out from here it is clever ways to say go away This is how to use the swear words with a nicer ways I remember my father saying that words are tatter and poophead It is common ways of using nicer ways to say fxxk you is good luck to you dude My notes of using some alien and fictional swear words is makes myself upset I heard my boss swearing in German Filipino Korean Japanese French Italian Spanish Thai Irish Russian Latin and Chinese but i did understand about foreign swear word when my boss is upset and shocking at her employees I did keep on swearing with a silly ways instead

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        Svatoyslav Zhuravlev 

        3 months ago

        My history called Tombstone when Wyatt Earp said to the Clantons and the McLaurys, "You son of a crackers have been looking for a fight, and now you have it."

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        Tear Blog 

        3 months ago

        I was yelled at them by calling them a tomfools My mother did swears at me by calling me a buster liar BS jive turkey fricker son of a lass and goofball Also my Moron friend did swears a lot by saying that words like grod son of a hookers lump buck and dimwits instead

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        ...... 

        3 months ago

        Pokemon was my favorite out of the 101

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        Nina Lyn 

        3 months ago

        When I was in Orlando Floridia for a vaccation I heard any swear word like Have A Disney Day it is same as Fxxx You where I was visted Disney World Second my daughter calling them a lousy gal and son of a disgraceful woman because she is good manner to say at anyone else including her friends and co workers My son in law and my 4 grandchildren are always use these words Like Get The Freak Off And Clear Off means Go Away End Of Talking means Quite and Some funny and good manner swear words are important to saying a swear words from me including the old swear words

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        a friendly duck 

        3 months ago

        Instead of cussing I say, "profanity noises"

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        WackBlog 

        3 months ago

        This words are funny like despicable woman and mother of swear word of them all is disrespectful humans

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        Heize 

        4 months ago

        My co worker did saying to them is idiot dope son of a ridiculous lady mismanagers goofball psycho zany maniacs son of a silly woman tukrey and son of a female clowns a lot

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        Wyatt 

        4 months ago

        I did use that words is a chubby dasatard that is same as the word fat bastard I went to Miami i am just calling them a scornful son of a annoying woman son of a sinisters I think the word is funny ways to insults like Jabroni Bazinga and Call Girl If people told to use polite ways to say keep quite is Ceased the public speaking with me and stop the chattering Most people to go away is going to escape from here and move out to anywhere else Also I never use god's name by using people's name and rhyming slangs like freaky chuck switch taunt trick and slackers

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        losie 

        4 months ago

        WHY DONT YOU JUS GO LICK A DUCK lol my new phrase.

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        Ayo 

        4 months ago

        What the flip!

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        Raven 

        4 months ago

        Tigress refers to say doll baroness and evil woman This is fun about a kid's heard from her parents swear words like quim hosehead derriere and son of a baroness I think a funny ways to say fxxk you is hanging out with you I heard my son saying go make out yourself it is funny ways to say get off and he said some words like posh bosh or Irish bull means nonsense and he did saying that word son of a naughty ones and you creeps

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        Tony Andresen 

        5 months ago

        Twit is still makes anyone else calling them a silly Also why people prefers swearing with this words like poopie horse poopie bullsnap bleeding heck go leave with yourself bless your hearts have fun with yourself cease the speaking with me and bye tatter tots son of a rebels son of a you know who holy fish crackers and others

        Why kids are swearing because of their grandparents I think kids don't use that bad word Instead of saying f*** you they would use the polite ones One way for a path screw you and try it with your best shot Second kids use some words instead of mother f***** This one these words are mother fudger and mother freaker Lastly why a kids can curse without saying bad words even parents told about using bad words is wrong In fact these children are using curse in the polite forms old english language pig latin foreign language and their older people

        I can believe swearing is good I am not use the god's name in vains but they use real life people's name in vains because of doing a christian people and some religious people did this They heard many people reacting like uh oh or aw crap are better words I heard some people try to get off like go to heck get the foul out of here go screw yourself good luck with you and have fun for one self It easy when people trust at anyone else they calling them a fictional characters and a silly words like that words The acronyms of the words using like BS means brave and strong STFU shut the feck up wtf wait that is funny or what the feck AMF all my friends and SOB son of a bratty or son of a bad people I knew my dad swearing at me he said some words go flee yourself and thanks and you can free to go that is same way to say go away My dad trying say please pipedown Well you can thanks me by stop the interruption Stop talking and even he said shush the heck up Also my dad is a good mannered parent who can use the words that is good Bullying with silly words is makes people mocks them I am just ignore them and apologies to them Swearing is a great idea for a good manners for kids and adults like

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        Cordelia Leite 

        5 months ago

        Suggestions like "fatty" and "schizoid" are bad choices. I think the original idea here is to give good examples right? Calling people "fatty" or "schizoid" will only encourage prejudice, bullying and stigma. We tend to link curse works with bad things, the problem here is, it's not ok to put fat and schizoid people on the bad bag. Let's teach tolerance, love and acceptance. I'm sure this is far more important than not being a "potty mouth".

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        Plannet Dolan 

        5 months ago

        I Teach These to people on snapchat

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        Jamie 

        5 months ago

        I did calling anyone as bad person like wicked one despicable person and my favorite swear word is son of a vixen

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        Jeff 

        5 months ago

        How about Keep the zipper close this is same ways to say Hush your mouth and polite ways of saying STFU Get alone with yourself it is same way to say go screw yourself It is nicer ways to say an insults like mother haters son of a silly person and numbskull

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        Julie 

        6 months ago

        She Wolf Dog and She Devil are replacement for B word

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        Juniper 

        6 months ago

        What about Son Of A Butch or Son Of A Stray I know it is a better ways to say a B word Picklehead and Go Find Yourself It is a preschooler's swear words that i heard by my students My nephew saying puppy babe princess dame shrew bowwow mutt and queen bee as a silly ways to say bad people

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        Daniel 

        6 months ago

        I did saying Son Of The Broad because it is a silly word I did use some other silly swear words including my goodness Poopie and Rump

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        Judith 

        7 months ago

        I can believe these words many people can swear by saying on the list

        Son Of The Lady Of The Evening

        Machine Fixer

        What The Probe

        Fishing

        What The Profanity

        What The Funny

        Bums

        Bubble

        Popsicle

        Beaver

        Cherry

        Cattle Dung

        Pony Dung

        Death Trap

        Son Of The Rude

        Stickerheads

        Mallows

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        Jackie 

        7 months ago

        My dad saying that word is son of a filthy persons and mother foulers As well as the words are cow waste and horse waste too

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        Maxwell Statistity 

        8 months ago

        The rest of my fam gets pretty heated when me and my dad cuss. So if we ever start to slip up, we'll save it by saying 'frickin' frack!' or 'shnap!'

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        John Colton 

        8 months ago

        Another one is "Bother!" Or "Bother and Blow!"

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        AMexican 

        8 months ago

        Not to say these alternatives aren't good but this comment section tho.

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        Rod 

        9 months ago

        Uh oh Speaghetti Os

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        TheDarkLord 

        10 months ago

        "BAR STEWARDS"

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        MaddyNovak 

        11 months ago

        why do I feel like misha collins wrote this list?

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        Jena 

        11 months ago

        Wench Son Of A Lady Of The Evening Jester Clown Foolish are nice ways

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        Leah 

        11 months ago

        Flithy Lady Bullcrap Birdbrain Silly Holy Profanity and Glute is more accepted my grandmother say it to me My Mormon friend did say Nasty Woman Dad Gambit Poopiehead and My Glob alot

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        Ali Fakry 

        11 months ago

        What? I Think *Pokémon!* Is Not A Swear Word. It Just A Game

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        Joel 

        11 months ago

        What about this words like mother fouler son of a weird looking parent

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        Gerri Stinefield 

        12 months ago

        mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheeck on a stick

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        Jerome 

        12 months ago

        Why I think this words are way to funny but it is weird when someone is insult as politely with this list

        Holy Hijinks

        Ashes Mecha Founder

        Weirdo To Facebook

        Dunce

        Loco

        Holy Book

        What The Meaning

        Son Of A Someone else

        Muted

        Zebra

        Peabrain

        Poker Face

        What The Failure

        Trash Up

        Stop The Fuss Up

        Blasting Off

        Fat Bottom

        Matching Jacket

        Minder Finder

        Low Back Side

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        Bella 

        13 months ago

        Tea and crumpets!

        Mac and cheese!

        Holy shrimp!

        Pumpkin spice!

        Saucey noodles!

        Holy stripes!

        Cheese and wine!

        Pickles and peas!

        Feather-weather!

        What the flop?

        Jumpin’ Jellyfish! (From SpongeBob)

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        Larry 

        13 months ago

        It is weird when people saying get you out of here means go away Eat this bar means hush up and Joker's crate Many people don't say God's name in vains because they prefers some people's name in vains funny and polite ways of curse words like mothra snatcher holy sweets taking my talents to South Beach and Son Of A Grandma's child

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        Ray 

        13 months ago

        Um, hate to break it to you, but "hobknocker" isn't a good choice...Last I heard, it refers to a man who slaps someone in the face with his, er, willy. Oh, but you forgot "Walnut", it can be used in many ways.

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        Mr Reader 

        13 months ago

        Why i want alternative words like Got Dame It chicken coop and my younger sister's swear word is mother baskets and bulldok

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        Annoyed 

        13 months ago

        I hate alternatives and all of these are just disgusting.

        Crap?

        Poo?

        Yuck fou? My younger sister read this article and starting using almost all of these words and got in trouble.

        No one needs swear words, alternatives or not.

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        Justine 

        13 months ago

        I know these words for BS are Britney Spears and cow manure Also I did saying for Steph's sakes suffering Spiderman and hush your mouth

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        Hana 

        14 months ago

        Barbara Streisand is definitely the best curse word. And the naughtiest, and that's a fact.

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        Cole 

        14 months ago

        Or you could just curse, in this day and age, kids know more cuss words then their grandparents, so there is really no point in trying to censor ourselves.

        Just my opinion.

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        yo boi 

        14 months ago

        hahaha

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        Ayele 

        14 months ago

        Jesus I love this

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        I disagree these are "better" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

        14 months ago

        What is the point of using words of exasperation that gets as close to swearing as possible? So close that a listener would have a hard time telling that you have NOT dropped the f bomb for example.

        Compromising erodes character! Over time you stop switching a few letters and just say the great naughty. Why not just say it when you get so close EVERYONE KNOWS the expression MEANS the f bomb. SCI FI channels frack and frill.

        It is INSANE to say a bad word has to end in uck to be UNEXCEPTABLE. Letters and sounds mean only what value they are given. We all know the meaning of some of the above replacements. Intent is long been convictable in law. You conspire to murder you go to jail whether or not death follows as planned.

        Do we want to teach a child it is ok to get as close to disobeying and rebelling as they can? You then allow them to foster a desire to do what is as wrong as they can get away with instead doing they best they can do.

        Like TV'S censors no longer bleep entire swear words so the word is gone they just bleep the last letter so you KNOW WHAT word was said. What's the point of it? It is like licking a turd instead of eating it is not so bad. REALLY???????

        And OMG, gosh, gee, or ANY THING that REPLACES taking the LORD'S name in vain keeps the wicked intent in the heart. Dang and darn still intends to condemn someone to eternity in tormented fire. I say cotton picking. Something is as irritating as picking cotton from the plant and getting scratched or pierced by its thorns. Cheese and rice is so obvious as a replacement of the precious name of the Savior "Jesus Christ". I have zero tolerance to blasphemy!

        Our tongue is like a gage or sensor to our soul. If we are hateful, bitter, or dishonest our words will let everyone know the darkness of our soul.

        "Well I say it like it is!" -or- "I have A RIGHT to speak freely!"

        Yes mankind affords each other great latitude to be as immoral as we can invent new laws to be. [Sexual immorality is not even considered wrong anymore. And murder is legal as long as we only kill life's most fragile beings. We call these beings, zygotes, embryos or just fetal TISSUE and sell it as a lucrative product that the womb produces. Beauty creams from our dead unborn. As morals spiral downward men create more laws to PROTECT THE RIGHTS of the criminal who has gone past societies weakening eroding boundaries. Our legal system is geared to GET THE GUILTY OFF more than to do actual justice.

        I used to have quite a foul mouth. My rationalization was, well I am an army wife so I should talk as foul as the average G.I. I hated myself and hated others so I did not care what damage my tongue did.

        Check your INTENT before you speak. Is the words at the tip of my tongue 1) helpful? 2) encouraging? 3) important to be heard? 4) pure and true?

        Pain can be expressed with OUCH! Frustration as "How FRUSTRATING"!

        If our words were so important that others desperately were in need of them we all would be telepathic. I for one am so very thankful people do not know the sludge that can run through my idle mind. It can get very YUCKY! How could we possibly like others if we knew their thoughts? So why do we speak TMI so freely and spew our thought sludge? Why do we want to objectify and discourage or down right destroy others quality of life?

        The power of Life and death our in the tongue. We can heal and help or we can so destroy that someone loathes their next breath.

        We now try to teach our children NOT TO BULLY but let them spend hours in front of bullying lessons on TV. We desensitize them to violence through media and games.

        Technology gives more opportunities to practice and perfect every harmful and destructive vice. Remember this wise phrase of truth. Garbage IN! Garbage OUT!!!!!

        I will continue to look for silly MEANINGLESS phrases to suggest to my first graders to use. GREAT HORNY TOADS! or LEAPING LIZZARDS cannot be confused with swear words. Yes I might sound like Yosemite Sam but that's OK. I do not want a child punished because they repeated something I said. And HOW DO YOU justly punish a child who is just copy what they hear? Double standards are unjust! I can cuss but you can't??

        It is the INTENT not the sounds and letters. If your intent to let the hate/uglies/vileness out and to spread your mood to infect others YOU ARE WRONG regardless of the sounds and letters used.

        It is NOT strong character to disguise poison as something less noxious. It is SRENGTH of character to DEAL WITH IT peaceably. Or even to let tears flow rather than let the filth flow. Tears are honest.

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        Jessie Kim 

        14 months ago

        It is funny to say dude whats that wrench if they are reacting I did saying bubble gum refers to a butt AMF means All of My Fishes and Keith Gambit are nice ones even they are saying this word is mother rockers and son of a missy

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        Shana Viera 

        14 months ago

        Shucky Darny Hecky Poo

        Shucky Hecky

        Heck Fire

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        Mia. Adult. 23 

        14 months ago

        These are amazing and they have great customer services so people can watch

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        Mia 

        14 months ago

        These swear words are blimin good and it’s fricin annoying that other people are not using swear words

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        Sean 

        14 months ago

        Front Door!

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        Kaitlyn Burdge 

        15 months ago

        My mom sometimes curses(cusses), but unfortunately, I curse when I say that cuss word, mom says "watch your mouth!" Then I am like "oops..........."

        It so dramatic, I think cuss words should never ever be said.

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        daddy 

        15 months ago

        these pictures are golden

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        Alex 

        16 months ago

        I did saying censor alot because it is ok for most people who dont like saying bad word Peach refers to butt same with twat is paper airplane same with weiner is chopstick AMF means Alex the Money Funder

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        Christene 

        17 months ago

        I say... FRICK YOU!!!!

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        JennyJill 

        17 months ago

        As a huge Monty Python fan, I frequently use, 'Holy hand grenade!'

        As a California native, I also like 'Son of a beach bum/Son of a beach ball!'

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        PickleRick 

        17 months ago

        these words are perfect for my book!

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        Lacie 

        18 months ago

        Yuck fou

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        Isaac 

        18 months ago

        Buck you

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        HerroItsMeh 

        18 months ago

        I say fudgey CRICKETS

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        Kevin 

        19 months ago

        Montreal Screwjob a polite ways to say Mother Fxxxing and Son Of A Mitch

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        Danny 

        20 months ago

        Dumbest article ever. I’m looking for something real, not something to make me look like an idiot

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        tony 

        20 months ago

        Bun Of A Snitch

        Futher Mucker

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        Jude 

        20 months ago

        Holy guacamole!

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        Yo mama 

        20 months ago

        SON OF A TOOK

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        Rick 

        20 months ago

        I heard some guy saying go bang yourself and shut the frick up because he did not using some bad words especially he did saying what the flush give a funk monty flanders and Justin Bieber

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        Scott M 

        20 months ago

        If lusting about a woman is the same as having sex with her, and hating someone is the same as murdering him, what is it when you exclaim a "sanitized" version of a swear word to express frustration? As a Christian, I find it incredibly hypocritical that so many fellow believers stand in judgment of their brothers for uttering "taboo" words and then turn around and say things like "cheesy rice." It's puzzling.

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        Summer H 

        21 months ago

        What about

        "Son of a biscut"

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        HT 

        21 months ago

        What about "What the unbleached heckers"

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        Him 

        22 months ago

        Sweet Caesars ghost!

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        Ur mom 

        23 months ago

        You could say oh my shnookerdoodles!!!

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        Andy 

        24 months ago

        I'm pretty sure I was the only one who thought of Ryan Ross when I read #28

        "Did you guys get any chips?"

        "No, but I got cheese whiz."

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        Talia 

        2 years ago

        These are so frickin' cheesy.

        like... seriously. Horse Pucky? Who SAYS that! Don't use these if you want to keep your reputation under control

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        Aubree 

        2 years ago

        What the fudge-crab as in crap.Freak as in Frick.

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        Des 

        2 years ago

        Shut the flock up.

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        Hailey 

        2 years ago

        OH MY GOOGLE!

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        IDK 

        2 years ago

        HOLY STRAWBERRY! SON OF A BANANA! :o

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        Hailey 

        2 years ago

        My name for now on shall be Narf

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        Isaac 

        2 years ago

        I thought of

        "Aw pickle-butter-nut-bumfuzzle-doodle"

        And wait, seriously? You know dang flabbit? I thought my family made that one up.

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