101 Great Cuss/Swear Word Alternatives

Updated on August 27, 2015

Bad Words: Things to Say Instead of Cursing

If you have children, are around them often, or even work at a school, you know how hard it is to come up with creative alternatives to cussing. Here is a list of 101 great words and phrases that you can use instead of swearing! Feel free to to use any of these with your own kids and add your best words and phrases to the list!

  1. Shnookerdookies!
  2. Fudge nuggets!
  3. Cheese and rice!
  4. Sugar!
  5. God bless America!
  6. Poo!
  7. Snickerdoodle!
  8. Banana shenanigans!
  9. Six and two is eight!
  10. God bless it!
  11. Barbara Streisand!
  12. Fiddlesticks!
  13. Jiminy Crickets!
  14. Son of a gun!
  15. Egad!
  16. Great Scott!
  17. Caesar’s ghost!
  18. Merlin’s beard!
  19. Merlin’s pants!
  20. Shucks!
  21. Darn!
  22. Dagnabbit!
  23. Dang rabbit!
  24. Dadgummit!
  25. Jumpin’ Jiminy!

26. Gee willickers!
27. Gee whiz!
28. Cheese whiz!
29. Good night!
30. Sam Hill!
31. Son of a monkey!
32. Son of a bucket!
33. William Shatner!
34. Son of a motherless goat!
35. Judas Priest!
36. Gosh darn it!
37. Shut the front door!
38. Holy cow!
39. Horse pucky!
40. Geez!
41. Sufferin’ succotash!
42. Son of a mother trucker!
43. Fudge berries!
44. Geez Terwilligers!
45. Mothersmucker!
46. Cornnuts!
47. Poo on a stick!
48. Aw, duck water!
49. Jerk water!
50. Dillweed!

51. Oh, snap!
52. OMG!
53. Fraggle rock!
54. Phooey!
55. Bogus!
56. Bull spit!
57. Crap!
58. Crikey!
59. Scuddle butt!
60. Shuzzbutt!
61. Son of a biscuit!
62. Leapin’ lizards!
63. Oh my gosh!
64. Oh my goodness!
65. Peanut butter and jelly!
66. Drat!
67. Oh, man!
68. Oh, dear!
69. Criminy!
70. Mother of pearl!
71. Tartar sauce!
72. Fish paste!
73. Fart knocker!
74. Hobknocker!
75. Pokémon!

76. Golly gee!
77. What the frog!
78. Kitty whiskers!
79. Barnacles!
80. Eat soap!
81. Eat slugs!
82. Go lick a duck!
83. For Pete’s sake!
84. I don’t give a Donald Duck!
85. Cheeses!
86. Pluck it!
87. Yuck fou!
88. Aww, noodles!
89. Hamburgers!
90. Geez Louise!
91. Fishsticks!
92. Frack!
93. Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!
94. What the cuss!
95. Narf!
96. Marklar!
97. Shitake mushrooms!
98. Son of a nutcracker!
99. Raspberries!
100. Shikaka!
101. Mecrob!

If these 101 great cussword alternatives just aren't enough, check out Holy Rackafratz! 101 More Funny Swear/Cuss Word Alternatives!

Q: Is it possible to cuss politely?

A: You're darn tootin'!

Funny, Faux Curse Words that Start with "F" or "S"

adjectives that start with "f"
nouns that start wit "f"
adjectives that start with "s"
nouns that start with "s"
fat(ty)!
finger!
shabby!
sabattical!
fabulous!
firecracker!
shifty!
sushi/sashimi!
fatuous!
filagree!
sabertoothed!
succotash!
fearsome!
feather!
sadomasochistic!
scallops!
fiscal!
father!
salty!
schoolboy (or girl)!
flabby!
foccacia!
sandy!
schitzophrenic!
flaky!
flower, flowerpot!
scabby!
scurvy!
freckled!
fuzz!
schizoid!
scatterbrain!
French!
flyspeck!
scarlet!
sheep/sheepskin!
fungoid!
fedora!
scatty!
skank!
fried!
fieldmouse!
Scottish/Scotch!
slapstick!
frugal!
fiddle!
sacred!
squab!
frumpy!
frankfurter!
screwy!
sunburn!
fresh!
Frankenstein!
scrubby!
saffron!
fruity!
Freud!
seasick!
saxophone!
fungicidal!
funeral!
sexy!
sandwich!
fuzzy!
filibuster!
shaggy!
shampoo!
faux!
flux!
shuddering!
sharecropper!
funny!
forecast!
shoddy!
shoestring!
funky!
fumble!
sigmoid!
shrub!
fundamental!
frostbite!
sleeveless/strapless!
sourdough!
Combine these words with others (as in "father Christmas!" or "fiscal responsibility!"), with others on the list (like "fresh sourdough!" or "freckled Freud!"), or use the nouns alone.

Words That Are Almost Always Funny

pickle, nut, butter, bumfuzzle, dollop, doodle, giggle

Out of these alternative cuss words, which is YOUR favorite?

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      Hana 7 days ago

      Barbara Streisand is definitely the best curse word. And the naughtiest, and that's a fact.

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      Cole 8 days ago

      Or you could just curse, in this day and age, kids know more cuss words then their grandparents, so there is really no point in trying to censor ourselves.

      Just my opinion.

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      yo boi 13 days ago

      hahaha

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      Ayele 13 days ago

      Jesus I love this

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      I disagree these are "better" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 weeks ago

      What is the point of using words of exasperation that gets as close to swearing as possible? So close that a listener would have a hard time telling that you have NOT dropped the f bomb for example.

      Compromising erodes character! Over time you stop switching a few letters and just say the great naughty. Why not just say it when you get so close EVERYONE KNOWS the expression MEANS the f bomb. SCI FI channels frack and frill.

      It is INSANE to say a bad word has to end in uck to be UNEXCEPTABLE. Letters and sounds mean only what value they are given. We all know the meaning of some of the above replacements. Intent is long been convictable in law. You conspire to murder you go to jail whether or not death follows as planned.

      Do we want to teach a child it is ok to get as close to disobeying and rebelling as they can? You then allow them to foster a desire to do what is as wrong as they can get away with instead doing they best they can do.

      Like TV'S censors no longer bleep entire swear words so the word is gone they just bleep the last letter so you KNOW WHAT word was said. What's the point of it? It is like licking a turd instead of eating it is not so bad. REALLY???????

      And OMG, gosh, gee, or ANY THING that REPLACES taking the LORD'S name in vain keeps the wicked intent in the heart. Dang and darn still intends to condemn someone to eternity in tormented fire. I say cotton picking. Something is as irritating as picking cotton from the plant and getting scratched or pierced by its thorns. Cheese and rice is so obvious as a replacement of the precious name of the Savior "Jesus Christ". I have zero tolerance to blasphemy!

      Our tongue is like a gage or sensor to our soul. If we are hateful, bitter, or dishonest our words will let everyone know the darkness of our soul.

      "Well I say it like it is!" -or- "I have A RIGHT to speak freely!"

      Yes mankind affords each other great latitude to be as immoral as we can invent new laws to be. [Sexual immorality is not even considered wrong anymore. And murder is legal as long as we only kill life's most fragile beings. We call these beings, zygotes, embryos or just fetal TISSUE and sell it as a lucrative product that the womb produces. Beauty creams from our dead unborn. As morals spiral downward men create more laws to PROTECT THE RIGHTS of the criminal who has gone past societies weakening eroding boundaries. Our legal system is geared to GET THE GUILTY OFF more than to do actual justice.

      I used to have quite a foul mouth. My rationalization was, well I am an army wife so I should talk as foul as the average G.I. I hated myself and hated others so I did not care what damage my tongue did.

      Check your INTENT before you speak. Is the words at the tip of my tongue 1) helpful? 2) encouraging? 3) important to be heard? 4) pure and true?

      Pain can be expressed with OUCH! Frustration as "How FRUSTRATING"!

      If our words were so important that others desperately were in need of them we all would be telepathic. I for one am so very thankful people do not know the sludge that can run through my idle mind. It can get very YUCKY! How could we possibly like others if we knew their thoughts? So why do we speak TMI so freely and spew our thought sludge? Why do we want to objectify and discourage or down right destroy others quality of life?

      The power of Life and death our in the tongue. We can heal and help or we can so destroy that someone loathes their next breath.

      We now try to teach our children NOT TO BULLY but let them spend hours in front of bullying lessons on TV. We desensitize them to violence through media and games.

      Technology gives more opportunities to practice and perfect every harmful and destructive vice. Remember this wise phrase of truth. Garbage IN! Garbage OUT!!!!!

      I will continue to look for silly MEANINGLESS phrases to suggest to my first graders to use. GREAT HORNY TOADS! or LEAPING LIZZARDS cannot be confused with swear words. Yes I might sound like Yosemite Sam but that's OK. I do not want a child punished because they repeated something I said. And HOW DO YOU justly punish a child who is just copy what they hear? Double standards are unjust! I can cuss but you can't??

      It is the INTENT not the sounds and letters. If your intent to let the hate/uglies/vileness out and to spread your mood to infect others YOU ARE WRONG regardless of the sounds and letters used.

      It is NOT strong character to disguise poison as something less noxious. It is SRENGTH of character to DEAL WITH IT peaceably. Or even to let tears flow rather than let the filth flow. Tears are honest.

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      Jessie Kim 2 weeks ago

      It is funny to say dude whats that wrench if they are reacting I did saying bubble gum refers to a butt AMF means All of My Fishes and Keith Gambit are nice ones even they are saying this word is mother rockers and son of a missy

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      Shana Viera 2 weeks ago

      Shucky Darny Hecky Poo

      Shucky Hecky

      Heck Fire

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      Mia. Adult. 23 3 weeks ago

      These are amazing and they have great customer services so people can watch

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      Mia 3 weeks ago

      These swear words are blimin good and it’s fricin annoying that other people are not using swear words

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      Sean 4 weeks ago

      Front Door!

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      Kaitlyn Burdge 5 weeks ago

      My mom sometimes curses(cusses), but unfortunately, I curse when I say that cuss word, mom says "watch your mouth!" Then I am like "oops..........."

      It so dramatic, I think cuss words should never ever be said.

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      daddy 5 weeks ago

      these pictures are golden

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      Alex 2 months ago

      I did saying censor alot because it is ok for most people who dont like saying bad word Peach refers to butt same with twat is paper airplane same with weiner is chopstick AMF means Alex the Money Funder

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      Christene 3 months ago

      I say... FRICK YOU!!!!

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      JennyJill 3 months ago

      As a huge Monty Python fan, I frequently use, 'Holy hand grenade!'

      As a California native, I also like 'Son of a beach bum/Son of a beach ball!'

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      PickleRick 3 months ago

      these words are perfect for my book!

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      Lacie 4 months ago

      Yuck fou

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      Isaac 4 months ago

      Buck you

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      HerroItsMeh 4 months ago

      I say fudgey CRICKETS

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      Kevin 5 months ago

      Montreal Screwjob a polite ways to say Mother Fxxxing and Son Of A Mitch

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      Danny 6 months ago

      Dumbest article ever. I’m looking for something real, not something to make me look like an idiot

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      tony 6 months ago

      Bun Of A Snitch

      Futher Mucker

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      Jude 6 months ago

      Holy guacamole!

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      Yo mama 6 months ago

      SON OF A TOOK

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      Rick 6 months ago

      I heard some guy saying go bang yourself and shut the frick up because he did not using some bad words especially he did saying what the flush give a funk monty flanders and Justin Bieber

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      Scott M 6 months ago

      If lusting about a woman is the same as having sex with her, and hating someone is the same as murdering him, what is it when you exclaim a "sanitized" version of a swear word to express frustration? As a Christian, I find it incredibly hypocritical that so many fellow believers stand in judgment of their brothers for uttering "taboo" words and then turn around and say things like "cheesy rice." It's puzzling.

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      Summer H 7 months ago

      What about

      "Son of a biscut"

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      HT 7 months ago

      What about "What the unbleached heckers"

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      Him 8 months ago

      Sweet Caesars ghost!

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      Ur mom 9 months ago

      You could say oh my shnookerdoodles!!!

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      Andy 10 months ago

      I'm pretty sure I was the only one who thought of Ryan Ross when I read #28

      "Did you guys get any chips?"

      "No, but I got cheese whiz."

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      Talia 10 months ago

      These are so frickin' cheesy.

      like... seriously. Horse Pucky? Who SAYS that! Don't use these if you want to keep your reputation under control

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      Aubree 10 months ago

      What the fudge-crab as in crap.Freak as in Frick.

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      Des 10 months ago

      Shut the flock up.

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      Hailey 11 months ago

      OH MY GOOGLE!

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      IDK 12 months ago

      HOLY STRAWBERRY! SON OF A BANANA! :o

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      Hailey 12 months ago

      My name for now on shall be Narf

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      Isaac 14 months ago

      I thought of

      "Aw pickle-butter-nut-bumfuzzle-doodle"

      And wait, seriously? You know dang flabbit? I thought my family made that one up.

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      concerned parent 14 months ago

      i personally think you should consider adding dang flabbit and sweet nibblets. Just to inform you that i am personally offended that these words were not include and to allow the other people with kids to be blessed with these helpful swearing synonyms

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      Savannah Marietta 16 months ago

      I love the Merlin's Beard one. As a Potterhead, I saw it enough already,

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      Anonymous 18 months ago

      Shut the full cup.

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      shrektrek 19 months ago

      Never use Number 33 at Comic-con. not speaking from experience, it just doesn't sound like a good idea

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      deepforest 20 months ago

      These are pretty hilarious. Personally, I never started swearing in the first place, but I do hiss. Pain response: ssssssssst. Tense moments in movies tend to be fffffffffff....and my typical reaction to something going wrong is "well, CRUD"

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      DownUnder 20 months ago

      I like "What the Fun?!"

      I say God Bless it and God Bless America A LOT!!

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      Mysterious 21 months ago

      Aw, baby ducks

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      Aaron Coles 22 months ago

      I say son of a brachiosaurus

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      jolteon 23 months ago

      Son of a female dog!

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      EARTHQUAKE 2 years ago

      How about son of a butt

      Or you piece of trash

      Even mother of butter

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      Dart 2 years ago

      I say "pisser." That should be #102. Or is it a swear word?

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      Jain doe 2 years ago

      Holy crumpets

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      Somebody that you use to know 2 years ago

      I say

      "Oh my dog!"

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      ben mango 2 years ago

      Well I'll be shipped in dip! is my favorite. It beats being dipped in you know what.

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      Samuel 2 years ago

      What about "(Dodge Challenger/Charger SRT) Hellcat" instead of "h*ll," "Jean-Claude Van-Damme" instead of "d**n," or "stomatch cramps" instead of "cr*p"?

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      anonymous 2 years ago

      Shazbot to replace s**t

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      Claudia 2 years ago

      I say "fridge" or "what the fridge"

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      Anonymous 2 years ago

      What the halo!?@!?!@!&?!?&$

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      Scott 3 years ago

      Bullshavic

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      Bilgewater 3 years ago

      Here's another one:

      NOODLE CRUTCH!

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      Marie 3 years ago

      i have a British friend and you do not want to ever use #74!!!! It has a not nice meaning....do not use in England!!!!found out the hard way!

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      Adelaine Smalls 3 years ago

      I don't mean to be a nuisance, but I had recently looked up the definition of hobknocker, and one of it's more... inappropriate definitions is not something I would allow small children nor teenagers use.

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      Stephen 3 years ago

      Holy buckets is about my favorite

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      TMApsey 3 years ago from Wisconsin, USA

      Nice!

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      Anonymous 3 years ago

      This list is hilarious! I say "shoot" or "sugar" and "Maple Syrup" (like Canada from Hetalia Axis Powers). Sometimes I quote the BFG (e.g. filthy fizzwiggler, flush-bunking, scrotty, bootboggler, crodwallop etc). Here are some I came up with off the top of my head:

      - Sheesh kebabs

      - Son of a Witch!

      - Dingbat - for "d***head"

      - Dingle-hopper

      - Bleep, bleep it - replaces the F-Bomb

      - Oh woe! (What On Earth)

      - Holy Fudge-nuts

      - Flipping frogs

      - Mother-Puffin - instead of 'motherf***'

      - Oh my Land! (from Wreck-It Ralph)

      - Oh bother and blow it!

      - Drat it!

      - Rat-bag

      - Wicked Witch - a 'b***' or any spiteful person

      - Fiddlesticks

      - Go fly a kite! - "go away"

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      zoey 3 years ago

      I use "Jeesum Crow" from the play Almost, Maine quite often to replace Jesus Christ

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      Leslie Broussard 3 years ago

      Awesome Hub! So helpful! FYI, found it by Google search for "clean curse words."

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      something 3 years ago

      I like fudge as in f

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      Mackenzie Sage Wright 3 years ago

      Ha love these! What a great collection-- growing up, my parents got me in the habit of saying "sugar"-- so much sweeter than what we were really thinking (another s word). Thanks for the smiles, these were cool.

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      Sean Templin 4 years ago

      Crud Munchkins

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      Amie Butchko 4 years ago from Warwick, NY

      VERY funny and useful! I love "bull spit" and "I don't give a Donald Duck." I think I'll use BOTH today. My little son will love it - I can't wait to see his wide eyes.... My grandpa used to say, "Cheese and Crackers!" emphasizing the first and last word. I love it.

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      Yupper 4 years ago

      This was funny, thanks. Flippin', freakin', geez. Couple some friends gave used is shhhhh & holy shiver.

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      Oh my stars!

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      Ehehehehe 4 years ago

      I like holy cheeseits and I've used fudge as a replacement for a lot of common cusses, and one of my favorites is whenever someone it telling me something I don't care about 'this is how many flying ducks I give' then I show my make the gesture for zero.

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      TMApsey 4 years ago from Wisconsin, USA

      I asked all my friends and family members. It was a lot of fun.

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      Holly 4 years ago

      HA hA!!! Good words. Where did you get all those

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      Potty Mouth 4 years ago

      I like "cheese and rice".

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      Knockle 4 years ago

      Mine are:

      "By my hairy legs!" (as in wtf)

      "What the flabbergast" (as in wtf)

      "What the flutecake" (as in wtf)

      "Confuddle and befound" (as in f--- this)

      "Confound and confusticate" (as in f--- this)

      "Right in Pickoodle's Noodle" (as in right in the loins; rarely used)

      "Holy schizophrenia" (as in holy sh--)

      "Flibbertigibbet" (as in f---)

      "Pickled pansy" (as in arsehole)

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      Metalhobbit7 5 years ago

      You're still expressing the idea of anger, or of being upset. That's what profanity is for. Somehow saying a word that sounds KIND OF like it but ISN'T QUITE the actual word, is okay. Just say the actual word, you're still conveying the idea of the word. After all, it's just a word. A certain combination of vowels and consonants, that, if read or typed uncensored, according to some, will conjure the wrath of God. It's just stupid.

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      Corey 5 years ago

      I like to use "Mother Father!"

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      ..fookin' nice - says the epi-man from lake erie time ontario canada 11:58am and holy shite it's getting cold here too.

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      Josh 5 years ago

      Got down.. sat on a bench!

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      A little practice 5 years ago

      I just wanted to drop a note to say Yuck Fou to all those fother muckers who think that cheese and rice didn't die for your sins. Those Mothersmuckers can lick my duck!

      You might think you're not going to H-E-double hockey sticks, but that is complete and utter BULL SPIT!!!

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      mystery 5 years ago

      Yeah I don't swear I just like to use these, like jiminy cricket, cheese and rice, darn, fother mucker (i get yelled at for that one), fudge, butts (this is a big one), and sometimes balls if im really really mad

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      Sweets21 6 years ago

      LOl I have actually used some of those up there!! I also use the phrase "Fudge Cake" as an alternative lol...Great hub!!

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      CassyLu1981 6 years ago from Spring Lake, NC

      Awesome alternatives! Some of these have been used in my house. Thanks for more ideas! voted up and shared

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      TMApsey 6 years ago from Wisconsin, USA

      I like "Pants!" That's a great one! I'll have to try it sometime!

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      Ciel Clark 6 years ago from USA

      Ha! Great list. Definitely a funny click. I struggled to make the switch when I taught small children. Sometimes I would pause with my mouth open so I could make sure of what I was about to say.

      Friends who knew me as a teen think it is hilarious to hear me come out with the ones I use from your list: Fiddlesticks! Crikey! Phooey!

      One I borrowed from my English sister-in-law:

      "Pants!" (underwear)

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      leann2800 6 years ago

      This is so great. I made my son copy a definition out of the dictionary if he cussed when he was little. I told him he sounded ignorant using 4 letter words and that he couldn't actually be uninformed.So, he had to learn a word if he used one. If he used multiple words, he could copy the dictionary all day. He is a smart kid and figured out that he did not want to copy that whole book and stopped after the first time. But, I bet he would have liked your list of suggestions a lot better.

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      Debby Bruck 6 years ago

      Dear Theresa ~ Gave you bunches of #OMG clicks above for laughter, fun, useful and awesome list of substitute words. Very much enjoyed the fun. Be well, Debby

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      jenubouka 6 years ago

      Oh how I need this right now, my son is catching on to my horrible bad language... This was absolutely the best way to start my day. I have been using the "go fly a kite" quite a bit, yet then my son starts literally looking for a kite to fly, oh well.

      Awesome!!

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      Jaymye Allen 6 years ago from Sherman, Texas

      What the French, Toast? Is a favorite of mine ever since that Orbit Gum commercial... Now I can add some to my arsenal, Lordy knows, my boys can surely give me a run for my money.... SSSSHHHHugar tops my list daily. Thanks!

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      jfay2011 6 years ago

      Hi,

      I take it you have read that book that guy wrote for adults? Bleep the Bleep Up and go to bed? I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard about it. Sounds funny. However, I will say that I have never said that to my kids. I think it's awful when parents really say that to their children. I'm sure it happens all the time. I've been happy to grow up in a good environment and set the same standards for my children. I've recently written a few hubs on raising children. I've raised four of them, and they're still growing. They'll always be my babies, even once they're all grown up and left the nest. Still feeding them worms right now. Just kidding.

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      Debbie Carey 6 years ago from Riverton, KS, USA

      I would probably get that one tangled up and have too much explaining to do!!

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      ronnoco 6 years ago from Ireland

      I tell my kids to Shut the Uck Fup and go to bed!

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      Simone Haruko Smith 6 years ago from San Francisco

      Fraggle Rock! These are HILARIOUS!!! I literally lol'd a couple of times. Can't wait to take some of these for a spin!

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      TMApsey 6 years ago from Wisconsin, USA

      Thanks everyone, I had lots of fun making this one!

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      epigramman 6 years ago

      ....well I love this so much I will be posting this to my Facebook page with a direct link back here ......

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      50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

      Great hub with some good suggestions, I found humor in some as well! I just remember that the one keeping score knows my intent as I replace thoughts with clean words spoken, instead of the cussing. It is better to never need replacement words, but I'm guilty of the gosh dern things my self, just not as often as I used to do, 50

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      sj_workman79 6 years ago from New Hampshire

      Ha ha these are great! I'll have to remember them next time I almost swear in front of my 3 1/2 year-old neice.

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      Debbie Carey 6 years ago from Riverton, KS, USA

      Snickerfritz! and Shoota Monkey! have saved me a time or two! Of course, what did a monkey ever do to you usually followed! Cute hub! I voted up, useful and funny!

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      Vikki Jorgensen 6 years ago

      Son of a Basket Weaver. . .

      Crap on a Cracker!

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