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That's so Awkward! 7 Fun Ways to Embarrass Your Teenager

Updated on October 12, 2017
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FlourishAnyway is a psychologist, music lover, and awkward mom to a teenager.

Adventures In Awkwardness: Embarrass Your Teen Like A Pro

This awkward mom wins bonus points for doing the duck face while demonstrating the sprinkler.  Plus, the photo was uploaded to social media, where we could all share in her fun!  So embarrassing!  And yet entirely awesome too!
This awkward mom wins bonus points for doing the duck face while demonstrating the sprinkler. Plus, the photo was uploaded to social media, where we could all share in her fun! So embarrassing! And yet entirely awesome too! | Source

Hey, No Offense

Has your teen had The Talk with you yet? Not that talk. I'm referring to the one that goes like this:

Mom, I'm going to say something that will hurt your feelings. But really, it's for your own good. I hope you're ready. Here goes anyway.

You're not as hip and happening as you think you are. You've seen better days. I mean, you were actually young once, right?

Well, that cool factor fizzled out years ago. Believe me. Now you're like flat soda, last week's bread—you're just another old person trying to act young. And it is so, like, awkward!

No offense.

Now that we have that out of the way, can I have $20? And what's for dinner? Oh, and I need help with my math homework.

So Mom, Which One Were You?

Go ahead.  Tell your kids that this was your high school graduation class.
Go ahead. Tell your kids that this was your high school graduation class. | Source

How To Embarrass Your Teen Like You Mean It

If your teen is like mine, that's their basic message. Sure, some may soften the blow, but really, their point is the same. You embarrass them, no matter how hard you try not to.

So I say let's just quit the charades. If you're going to embarrass your teenager anyway, at least you can be good at it. And that takes practice, so let's start now. Let's throw ourselves into this!

Here are tips on how to embarrass your teen like a pro.

Required Attire: Step Out In Some Stylin' Mom Jeans

Hike up your waistline!  Mom jeans are a proud wardrobe staple for all parents -- men and women alike.  Even former President Barack Obama wears them.  It's a "comfort" thing!
Hike up your waistline! Mom jeans are a proud wardrobe staple for all parents -- men and women alike. Even former President Barack Obama wears them. It's a "comfort" thing! | Source

Tip 1: Look the Part

I think my daughter and I started early with this my-parents-are-so-embarrassing routine. She was a mere 6 years old when she declined my offer to be her roller skating partner at a class party. (Seriously.)

Her reasoning? I wore my jeans too high. Yes, I apparently wore Mom jeans.

My husband enjoyed this moment of truth way more than I did at the time, but therein began my adventures in awkwardness. (Or had they already begun years previously, and I just didn't know it?)

Mom Jeans: Hike That Waistline Way, Way Up!

Required: Mom Jeans and Keds

When it comes to awkward and embarrassing parents, it's essential to look the part. Assess your Mom uniform. Push all the stylish stuff aside. That crap will work against you, my friend.

You need several pair of high-waisted jeans—not too many—and they need to be cut generously through the hip and rear. Pleats or an elastic "give" are a special bonus. They communicate that you don't take your mission lightly.

Mom Jean Superstars

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This biologist is rockin' those mom jeans at a pubic town hall meeting where she's addressing the public.  Triple bonus points for not dressing up.  Love this gal!Obama rocks his mom jeans while he practices throwing out the first pitch for the MLB All Stars Game.Participating in the Million Mom March in 2000, Tipper Gore has her mom jeans on full display and seems to be getting the respect and admiration from her friend, who stares in sheer wonder.
This biologist is rockin' those mom jeans at a pubic town hall meeting where she's addressing the public.  Triple bonus points for not dressing up.  Love this gal!
This biologist is rockin' those mom jeans at a pubic town hall meeting where she's addressing the public. Triple bonus points for not dressing up. Love this gal! | Source
Obama rocks his mom jeans while he practices throwing out the first pitch for the MLB All Stars Game.
Obama rocks his mom jeans while he practices throwing out the first pitch for the MLB All Stars Game. | Source
Participating in the Million Mom March in 2000, Tipper Gore has her mom jeans on full display and seems to be getting the respect and admiration from her friend, who stares in sheer wonder.
Participating in the Million Mom March in 2000, Tipper Gore has her mom jeans on full display and seems to be getting the respect and admiration from her friend, who stares in sheer wonder. | Source
Awkward Family Photos 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar
Awkward Family Photos 2018 Day-to-Day Calendar

Each year I give these out as fun gifts. This day-to-day calendar is entertaining and lets people know they're not the only awkward people in the world. The calendar features the best of embarrassing family photos, including siblings in goofy poses, grandparents in matching outfits, parents with outrageous hair, and spouses in weird settings

 

Rising Waistlines: A Laudatory Goal

Perhaps you're lucky enough to know a master in the arts of awkward and embarrassing motherhood—one with a waistline in the netherland of her boobs. Salute that gal's hard work and follow her lead.

It may take you a few years, but keep tugging at your waistband. Your objective is to raise your natural waistline by hiking your jeans up as close as possible to your armpits.

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Casual Goes With Everything

Likewise, your mom uniform will require sweatshirts and Keds, too. The most successfully embarrassing moms are the ones who take "going casual" seriously, whether on a dinner date, to the PTA, or to the grocery store. Really, what's the difference?

I find that yoga pants can also be delightfully awkward, especially if you're like me and you don't even do yoga. Hell, I don't even exercise.

If you're really serious about your mission, you can take to wearing track suits, especially those velour outfits. And if you wear one with "JUICY" stamped across your jello behind, well that's bonus points, dear sister.

President Obama Defends His Mom Jeans

I Nearly Bowed Down Before This Woman

Recently I volunteered at my daughter's school with a woman who took "looking the part" of the embarrassing mom to a whole new level. She was a master. Royal even.

This Queen and I each sat in folding chairs selling tickets for a school performance (not behind a desk, mind you). My fellow embarrassing mother wore tight spandex, as she was headed to work afterwards. She was obese, but the gal was totally owning her attire.

As we sat with our chairs angled towards the kids, I noticed that the Queen's legs awkwardly didn't close. She was effectively giving the kids a wide-angle crotch shot. (Nice one, mom!)

And then I saw it—couldn't help it, really. An enormous rip perhaps four to five inches wide exposed her pink underwear. I nearly bowed down before this Queen of Embarrassing Moms. This woman was freaking awesome! She even managed to embarrass me a bit.

Reader Poll: What Would You Have Done?

Would you have told the mother in spandex that she had a "strategic" hole in her drawers?

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Nope, Too Stylish

Need to double down on your mom style?  Trade in your chic wardrobe for a pink sweatsuit with "JUICY" stamped on the rear.
Need to double down on your mom style? Trade in your chic wardrobe for a pink sweatsuit with "JUICY" stamped on the rear. | Source

Tip 2: Know the Lingo (#KnowtheLingo)

Any self-respecting Awkward Mom must know the lingo. Hashtag speak is one of my favorites, as it provides excellent opportunities for awkwardness. I verbally add the word "hashtag" to random phrases until my teen begs me to please just stop.

Partly, it just amuses me that at some point the "pound sign" got renamed the "hashtag." What's up with that? Here's an example of hashtag speak:

"#DudeDontHurtMe, because I was just trying to be #FreakingPopular with you, daughter dearest, by #SlingingYoSlang. Hey, #ComeBackHere. I need you to #SetTheTableForDinner."

Sling the Slang

Knowing the lingo doesn't require that you keep on top of current trends in slang— because really who can? You also don't need to try too hard to be accurate. Who can really do that either? In fact, it's more fun and embarrassing when you just go with it.

Select some of your favorite teen slang terms like "bro," "chill," or "YOLO" and inject them into ordinary conversation. When it comes to being awkward and embarrassing, remember that more is always better!

Here are some examples to get you started:

Inject Teen Slang Into Everyday Conversation: So Embarrassing

What You Mean
What You Say
Your delays in doing your homework are making me angry. Start now.
Yo, if you don't do your homework then Mama gonna go all gangsta on you, 'lil biznatch. I said #DoYoHomeWork.
We're vacationing this year with your grandparents. It will be great.
My homies, we gon' go on a greycation. It'll be so chill. YOLO.
Honey, look what I got at Goodwill: sneakers to go with my great jeans.
Aww bro, I popped me some tags. Got me some fetchin' rides to go wit' dese sweet Mom Jeans.
Stop being so dramatic.
Don't you get all emo on me.
You're looking confident and attractive.
You got yo swag on. Lookin' chill.
That's ugly or inappropriate.
That's so rachet. Come here and let Mama fix you up.

Mom, Did You Know Daniel Boone When You Were Little?

When she was a kid, my own mother asked her mom this question.  However, Daniel Boone died in 1820, a little before her time.
When she was a kid, my own mother asked her mom this question. However, Daniel Boone died in 1820, a little before her time. | Source

Tip 3: Dance Like You Don't Care ... Because Really, You Don't

If there's one thing the Embarrassing Mom loves to do, it's dance! She knows all of yesterday's moves: the Electric Slide, the Sprinkler, the Running Man, and oh yes, the Cabbage Patch (also known as "churning butter"). Memba them? I thought so! Madonna moves earn you bonus points!

Recall the dance moves of your youth, then modify them for your current fitness level. Just get your booty moving, or at least your shoulders and arms.

Go ahead and shake. Shimmy. It doesn't matter if you're in the car, the living room, or at a public event. If you hear music—any music—consider it your opportunity to shine! And don't stop until your teenager is not talking to you. You got this, Hot Mama!

Tina Fey and Michelle Obama do a nice job of demonstrating in the following video:

Funny Video: Evolution of Mom Dancing

Tip 4: Bring Lots Of Attention To Yourself

The most essential ingredient in inflicting your parental awkwardness is that people take note. Get people looking your way. Your teen will remember you for it for years to come.

My teen has given me feedback that my loud and sometimes ill-timed laughter is my awkward specialty. Why, thank you! (I have been known to giggle at a funeral and even did it when my mother got a colonoscopy, but those are different stories.)

Other options for bringing attention to yourself include

  • exhibiting over-enthusiasm
  • talking to people everywhere you go (don't forget to tell them who your child is in case they miss the connection), and
  • telling stories about your teen from early childhood. Bonus points if it's a secret nickname or a potty training story.

Any behavior that is too enthusiastic or brings too much attention your way will embarrass your teen.
Any behavior that is too enthusiastic or brings too much attention your way will embarrass your teen. | Source

Tip 5: Just Sing, O Awkward One!

Go ahead, O Awkward One. Hit the high notes of your favorite songs. Off-key is just fine. Add dramatic hand flairs—feel that music—for extra embarrassment. And don't forget to do this in front of an audience.

What Did They Sing?

I was a latecomer to the awesomeness of Bruno Mars' music, and being the awkward mom that I am, I bought his CD (the old fashioned kind that comes from Target, not the one that is downloaded from iTunes).

Before my teen could drive, I'd alternate ol' Bruno and the roaring fabulous Katy Perry. I'd play them over and over in my car so I can get the words semi-right. In doing so, this awkward mom has become a virtual musical prison on wheels.

If my daughter wanted to go anywhere, she understood her chauffer's background music! She'd tell me I was "so two years ago" (cue eye roll). To this, I eagerly offered, "Would you prefer Taylor Swift?" No one could claim I'm inflexible!

Woo-hoo! This Is How We Do It!

This fine mother is a freaking professional.  Notice how her kids try their best to ignore her.  But mama's got the moves, the look, and her attitude says "look at ME!"
This fine mother is a freaking professional. Notice how her kids try their best to ignore her. But mama's got the moves, the look, and her attitude says "look at ME!" | Source

Tip 6: Document Your Fun On Facebook and Other Social Media

Social media is the ideal venue for displaying your maternal awkwardness. You know what they say: the Internet is forever!

But think of it this way: there's no way your kid has time to post promiscuous selfies or get into other trouble with the embarrassing level of attention they're getting from you! Way to go, Awkward Mom!

Photo Bombing My Selfie

My teenager photo bombed me throughout our 2014 vacation to France with weird faces and rabbit ears over my head.  See her in the top right corner?
My teenager photo bombed me throughout our 2014 vacation to France with weird faces and rabbit ears over my head. See her in the top right corner? | Source

While word is that Facebook is "like, so 2008" because the old people like you ruined it, there's also plenty of opportunity for embarrassment on Instagram, Flickr, Twitter, and other sites. Take advantage of the chance to make a difference in your child's life! One well-timed post can really make them quite the talk of their friends. (That's just what I hear.)

Make sure to "friend" or "follow" your teen and post often about family events. Tag your child's friends in photos to make sure they know you're an involved parent. Comment on photos and posts of your teen's friends, especially those that seem to, unfortunately, escape other parents' eyes.

You can also have a "Throw Back Thursday" where you post baby photos of your child with an endearing story. Dare your child to unfriend you. Seriously, who would do that when you're this much fun?

Documenting Her Fun With Race Car Driver Danica Patrick

Auto racing driver Danica Patrick poses with my daughter for a selfie. But wait a minute -- what about a selfie with your mother?
Auto racing driver Danica Patrick poses with my daughter for a selfie. But wait a minute -- what about a selfie with your mother? | Source

Everyone Has Awkward Selfies: Why Not You Too, Mom?

Even the cat has awkward selfies.  Where's yours, Embarrassing Mom?
Even the cat has awkward selfies. Where's yours, Embarrassing Mom? | Source

Tip 7: Show Your Love With Public Displays Of Attection

Teens love to push affection away—unless of course, it's from other teens. However, when it comes to rejecting hugs, the Embarrassing Mother doesn't get too offended when her kids turn their heads and wrinkle their noses. It just means they'll be back later, on their own terms.

The Awkward Mom also doesn't give up. If teens can declare their love for each other after a week or so, surely they can eek out an occasional "I love you" for the Mother who'd do anything for them—including subjecting herself to all this embarrassment just so she could be hopelessly unhip.

Dad, You're Awkward, Too

Proximity is so overrated.  Let's hug from over here.  People are watching.
Proximity is so overrated. Let's hug from over here. People are watching. | Source

Awkwardness Unites

In the end, awkwardness unites more than it divides. That's because awkward is something we all are, no matter the age or stage.

As we navigate new life phases—whether adolescence or middle age—some of us simply choose to embrace our natural awkwardness rather than deny its existence. In embarrassment we can find humor as well as one another.

Awkward moms unite!

What's In A Name? Locations Associated With Parents and Teens

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A markerAwkward Cove, Canada -
Awkward Cove, Nova Scotia, Canada
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B markerCool, California -
Cool, CA, USA
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C markerDifficult, Tennessee -
Difficult, TN, USA
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D markerDistant, Pennsylvania -
Distant, PA, USA
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E markerMoody, Alabama -
Moody, AL, USA
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F markerMother, Nevada -
Mother, NV, USA
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G markerOkay, Oklahoma -
Okay, OK, USA
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H markerYell, Iowa -
Yell, IA, USA
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I markerSquabble Peak, Canada -
Squabble Peak, Central Kootenay D, BC V0E, Canada
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J markerAngry Mountain, Washington -
Angry Mountain, Gifford Pinchot National Forest, WA, USA
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Embarrassing And All ... You're A Rock Star, Mom

You may be awkward, but you're also fabulous.  Rock on, you Awkward Mom!
You may be awkward, but you're also fabulous. Rock on, you Awkward Mom! | Source

Summary: 7 Fun Ways To Embarrass Your Teenager

  1. Look the part with mom jeans, keds and other "comfort casual" clothes. Consider it your uniform.
  2. Show that you know the teen lingo by adopting "hashtag speak" and "slinging the slang."
  3. Dance, using all of yesterday's moves: Electric Slide, Cabbage Patch (churning butter), the Sprinkler.
  4. Stand out in the crowd by bringing attention to yourself any way you can. Make sure people know whose mother you are!
  5. Dramatically sing the songs your teen loves, especially as you chauffer him or her around town.
  6. Document your fun on Facebook and other social media.
  7. Show your love in public with hugs!

© 2014 FlourishAnyway

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      FlourishAnyway 18 months ago from USA

      Rajan - I can't even wear yoga pants to Walmart without feedback from my daughter. Obviously, anyone who wears yoga pants to Walmartis is overdressed. I've been keeping up with the new slang, too. This is a fun stage. Thanks for reading!

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 18 months ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      This is a cycle that repeats across generations. Self entertainment as well.

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      FlourishAnyway 18 months ago from USA

      Oh, Peggy, my daughter is now 16 and I haven't gotten any less awkward. I am president of the boosters club at her school which horrifies her. She has field trips that I have done major fundraising and organizing for but she begs me to please just stop the nonsense and stay home. Chaperoning, she says, is where she has to draw the line. Those kids have never heard me sing apparently. Or tell jokes. I've got two more years of this before we head off to college. I tease her that we will be roommates.

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      Peggy Woods 18 months ago from Houston, Texas

      This is so funny! If we had kids I am sure we would have done a great job of embarrassing them. The twist would be the dance that I would be doing. You would have to teach me the sprinkler. Ha!

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      FlourishAnyway 19 months ago from USA

      pinto2011 - My teen is now 16 and I have never been more awkward or embarrassing. I thought I'd outgrow it, but I don't. The embarrassment lives on!

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      Subhas 19 months ago from New Delhi, India

      These are potentially potent weapons to astonish our kids by overdoing the great ideas projected by you. Great thinking.

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      Robert Sacchi 21 months ago

      Exactly :-)

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      FlourishAnyway 21 months ago from USA

      Robert - It might only begin there!

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      Robert Sacchi 21 months ago

      Funny article. There is a line from an episode of the TV series, "The Critic", "No one can look cool in front of their parents." You could tell you teen the embarrassment doesn't end with the teenage years :-)

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      AussieAdventure - Keep dancing and singing! Thanks for your comment. Glad you enjoyed it! Have a great day!

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      Cassandra 2 years ago from Geelong VIC Australia

      This is a great article. I am so one of those embarrassing mums and you have given me so many great ideas. I take embarrassing my children to new heights. I love to dance in public and sing out loud. Thanks for your article.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Charito1962 - Lots of PDA and social media throwback Thursdays to the diaper days. Thanks for reading!

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      Charito Maranan-Montecillo 2 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Hello, FlourishAnyway! Thank you for this amusing hub! I enjoyed reading it! But I have a son. Can you tell me more on how to embarrass him without really meaning to? (Ha, ha, ha!)

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Minnetonka Twin - these tee years are difficult but the only thing that can help get a parent or loving adult relative through is knowing it doesn't last forever ... and humor.

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      Linda Rogers 2 years ago from Minnesota

      I thoroughly enjoyed this great list of ways to embarrass our teens. I've been living with my twin sister and her two teens for eleven years now, so I can use so many of these tactics. I often get the eye roll and pleas to quit embarrassing them. I hit every button and voted up.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Embarrassing mum - Thanks for your ideas and for reading!

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      Embarrassing mum 2 years ago

      Wear matching outfits

      Walk them to their classroom

      Shout mommy loves you

      Drop of there lunch at school and stAy for lunch

      Be a substitute teacher and call them poopsie paws or pretty polka dot princess

      Volunteer for everything pinch there cheeks

      If your mean make them wear diapers or dependable

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Shades-of-truth - You sound like a tough character who held their feet to the fire. I bet you still do have fun with them. Eight? My hat's off to you!

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      rebeccamealey - Glad you enjoyed this awkward hub! Have an awkward weekend!

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      Emily Tack 2 years ago from USA

      I did not have any issues with my 8 teens trying to act like their peers, but I DID have a few times when they were doing things they should not have been doing, or were not at home where they were supposed to be.

      One, I tracked to the mall, when he was 16, and told him if he did not get home "post-haste", I would pull his pants down and warm his posterior in front of everyone. His friends were greatly amused. He went home, and did not repeat that exercise. Another one of my boys went to his friend's house for a party, and did not take our trash out first, as he had been instructed to do. I showed up, and announced to the party why I was there, and that he would be leaving, to take care of it. He was embarrassed, but he did it.

      I had a lot of fun with them, when they were teens, and now that they are all grown - I still do!

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      Rebecca Mealey 2 years ago from Northeastern Georgia, USA

      How did I miss this? Too cute, an enjoyable read! So very well illustrated!

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      ologsinquito - Unless he's calling your bluff, he's either a rare fella or simply worn out. Yoga pants for me (worn anywhere I want in lieu of jeans) work wonders. Thanks for visiting and have a great 2015!

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      ologsinquito 2 years ago from USA

      Maybe I need to reread this one thoroughly. My son has told me lately that there's nothing I can do to embarrass him.

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      monia saad - Those pesky teens can be a blast. Thanks for the kind compliments. Have a great weekend.

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      monia ben saad 2 years ago from In my Dream

      i love your article and i wish have teens to try that :)

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      ShirleyJCJohnson - So glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading!

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      Shirley Johnson 2 years ago from Sallisaw, OK

      I am SO going to share this with my 17 year old. She'll love it!

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      FlourishAnyway 2 years ago from USA

      Bill - Even dads can wear mom jeans. My husband's Uncle Frank hiked those bad boys up near to his arm pits every day for years til he was in his 90s and he embarrassed my husband and I clear into our late-twenties. (Rock on, Uncle Frank!)

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      Bill Armstrong 2 years ago from Valencia, California

      Hehehe very nice page, gonna add some of these to my list, thanks for sharing

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      CatherineGiordano - Thank you for the kind compliment.

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      Catherine Giordano 3 years ago from Orlando Florida

      So funny and so well done.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      handymanbill - Glad you enjoyed this! Have a great week.

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      Bill 3 years ago from western pennsylvania

      Great. i still hear how my jokes are bad (not funny) this was really funny though great hub. Some great ideas.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Cherylann - Some of the unsolicited feedback that I am given by my teenager is so over-the-top. I'm "not allowed" to talk to my cats even inside my own house because it makes me sound lonely. Ha. Oh, the deadpan stares, the eye rolls, the cross arms and "whatevers." It's good to know there's another layer to it. Thanks for sharing that.

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      Cherylann Mollan 3 years ago from India

      This is so hilariously brilliant, it made my morning! On the other hand, I must confess, I sympathize with your daughter and support her in the eye-rolling. (I do it too when my mom stumbles into one of her own super-uncool episodes) You'll must understand though, that we do the eye-rolling in public or in front of you, but in our beds or our quietest moments or when we are away from you for an extended period of time, we find all of this incredibly cute and unforgettable (in a good way) :)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      techygran - Thanks for the kind kudos. I find that when it comes to teens, even compliments have a way of being backhanded so get ready for endings such as "... for someone your age" or "... for someone like you." I cut my hair recently and instead of telling me I looked 10 years younger, my daughter told me I looked liked I was in "that 30s awkward Mom stage", that I looked "good but not in a sexy way, just awkward." I asked her if that was meant to be a compliment (?). She just said "take it however." Kids. One day they'll be awkward too! Thanks for the vote and the share!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Snakesmum - Nieces and nephews make great practice material. Don't go for the "cool" aunt or uncle. Go for the awkward one. You'll have eyes rolling and heavy sighs and make their parents seem not so alone.

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      Cynthia 3 years ago from Vancouver Island, Canada

      Truly funny AND well presented, a rare combination! I'm wondering if the "graycation" gang are shown slightly more kind forebearance than the parent team? My grandkids are not teens yet, so perhaps I am just basking in the joys of the preteen-gran relationship where they enjoy grooming me up and making encouraging comments about my probably not dying until they are in high school. Thank you for the good laughs! Voting you up and sharing!

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      Jean DAndrea 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      I've never had children, but you've made me realise all the fun I'm missing out on. Wonder if it works with nieces and nephews?

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      B Lucy - Today I got on her cell phone and took a bunch of awkward mom selfies so she could know who loves her while at school and while away from me. If you're going to be awkward anyway, you might as well try to nail it. So glad I have good company in my awkwardness. I wonder if we'll grow out of it?

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      B Lucy 3 years ago from Podunk, Virginia

      I could do a hub about how awesome sauce this hub is!!! I lost count of the guffaws that have escaped my mouth and tears are streaming . . . greycation almost caused me to injure myself. And we apparently have the same daughter. You are amazeballs homeslice!! Voted across the board, up and shared.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Hannah Writes - Oh the poor child. I can imagine although I really don't understand them. I get fussed at for "dancing" in the car or singing to the radio -- like someone will hear me or see me and what ... gawk ... slam on brakes? Thanks for reading and commenting. Keep dancing!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Pawpawwrites - I am looking forward to that! Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      Hannah Writes 3 years ago

      Embarrassment is the only weapon we have once they get to a certain age. Years ago, I was dancing at a Bar Mitzvah when my then 13 year old daughter burst into tears...I was embarrassing her! My friends told her to stop, I was entitled to have fun! She got over it.

      Now her twin siblings are almost 12 and I get to do it all over again!

      Great article!

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      Jim 3 years ago from Kansas

      With #6, you can embarrass your children well into their adult years. One of the pleasures of growing old.

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      Oh, thank you. Yes, people kept saying that HP was saying my other profile was low resolution when they tried to post it in a hub, so just a couple of weekends ago, I just held up my cell phone above my head a bit and snapped a photo. It is amazing that in doing so hides my double chin LOL My daughter who knows much about photography said, "Oh, yes, that is an old photography trick." I thought ... you never told me! haha Then my son went and made me a grandmother at his young age of 19! I was not prepared for that, but now I cannot imagine life without those little darlings. You just wait!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Faith - You are too kind. My daughter off course reminded me that old people -- I think she actually slipped and called me "elderly" even though I am only 45 -- never know how to take selfies. She is horrified at my attempt here but I am glad you approve. I saw your updated profile photo too and loved it!

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      Faith Reaper 3 years ago from southern USA

      Hi Dear Flourish!

      I missed that your awesome hub here won HOTD! Congrats and well-deserved. I am so glad you have shown us your lovely face here with your new beautiful profile photo too.

      I sometimes do not sign off from HP for days and so I miss some of the HOTDs, guess that is not good, especially when my hub buds receive one. You rock.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Marilyn - Thanks for stopping by!

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      Marilyn Gentry 3 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Voted Up. I really enjoy reading your hub, it will awkward but if mom and I will be doing some of those that'l be so much fun.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      pinto2011 - Thanks for reading and have a great weekend.

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      Subhas 3 years ago from New Delhi, India

      These are great tips and going to help us miles solving everything up.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      ChristinS - You could also threaten to tell embarrassing stories about when he was a toddler to his friend or girlfriend. Or worse yet, take a stroll down memory lane by showing photos. Teens are so fun. Have fun with yours!

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      Christin Sander 3 years ago from Midwest

      Very funny! My oldest is a teenager, but he's not into anything normal teens are, so I can't do too many of these with him, except the public displays of affection, sometimes I squish his cheeks and tell him he's so cuuuute and threaten to do it in public is he's misbehaving lol. The threat is usually enough for him and his younger brother to fall in line ;).

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      BNadyn - Just last week my teen looked at the selfie I had taken (because she told me I needed to update my FB profile) and she eye rolled and said, "Awwww Gawwwd. You don't even know how to take a selfie. Adults never do". I'm feeling like a big hug coming on, something she hates. Perhaps I will even tell her I lover her and call her my sweet baby. That is really embarrassing for teens. Love them when they're small. They get prickly later. But it's fun playing. Thanks for reading and commenting.

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      Bernadyn 3 years ago from Jacksonville, Florida

      I hope I remember all of this when my kids become teens! Fun read and lots of good pointers to make sure kids are thoroughly embarrassed, nice job, I'll be sharing this. :)

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      KoraleeP - Thanks for reading and commenting! Have a great weekend!

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      Koralee Phillips 3 years ago from Penticton British Columbia Canada

      Awesome, I love your suggestions lol . I've really got to try the social media, "Hashtag Speak" and "Slinging the Slang"lingo suggestions.

      Thanks so much for sharing!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Krmission - Thanks for reading and laughing right along!

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      Kristy 3 years ago from Indiana

      I giggled and laughed through that one! Great!

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      Kristen 3 years ago from Nassau

      The only thing I need to do to embarrass my teen is comment on one of her Facebook posts! Great Hub!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Maggie.L - Awkwardness is an art. Practice your craft with pride!

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      Maggie.L 3 years ago from UK

      You have educated me in the art of embarrassing teenagers. I'm now away to try in on my own two! A really funny and entertaining read. Love it!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Rozalyn - They think we can't play their game, but they forget we invented it.

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      Rozalyn Winters 3 years ago

      Heh heh heh, I've been telling lots of other moms about this article--I teach piano to their kids, so I always have the chance to chat with the parents. I tried YOLO on my son the other day and he told me that I mustn't "use that word because only nerds use it, and it isn't cool!" lol

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Rozalyn - I can see the eye rolls already. Have a great weekend.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Alison - They only rise with time. #Wearwithpride

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      Rozalyn Winters 3 years ago

      I love this! I've got to use the teen slang on mine--especially the homework comment! lol :-) When his best friend is visiting! hee hee

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      Alison Graham 3 years ago from UK

      this is the best (and funniest) Hub I have read for ages! I realised (OMG) that I already have 'The Jeans'!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      ologsinquito - Thanks again! I am volunteering tomorrow at my daughter's middle school and when she found out she sighed deeply (cue eye roll). I had poison ivy last week on my face and neck so there are red splotches still left on my neck. She made me swear to cover them up well with foundation because they were too embarrassing (for her). I love these teen years.

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      ologsinquito 3 years ago from USA

      This one needs to be shared again, just in case anyone missed it. The intro picture is hilarious.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Harishprasad - Thank you! Have a great day!

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      Harish Mamgain 3 years ago from India

      Flourish, I am again at this hub but this time to congratulate you on HOTD. This hub greatly deserved that. I have gladly shared this very entertaining, beautiful and hilarious hub.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      oceansnsunsets - That is a beautiful sentiment. One of the reasons I do it is to relieve my daughter's teen stress (and my own). She just won't say she enjoys it. Another is that many years from now, I'd like her to look back at me and remember me as fun and crazy as well a mother who emphasized achievement, someone who was not so stiff and serious that she couldn't laugh at herself.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Au fait - Thanks so much! I appreciate the kudos and the visit!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Harishprasad - Congratulations on half a century! Thanks for reading and commenting. Have a terrific day!

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      Paula 3 years ago from The Midwest, USA

      Hello Flourish, this is absolutely hilarious! It made me truly smile and I had to chuckle at all your suggestions and photos, etc. It is fun to have fun like this without overdoing it literally, we have it down to an art or I would like to think we do, lol! My boys would probably differ but they do know we love them and we get a good chuckle.

      I just loved this too, because it reminds me of how precious our children and loved ones are. We need to have times where we laugh and just enjoy ourselves more and more. Time flies by so quickly and life is just so precious. We need to savor all the little moments and really have a lot of love and joy as we can. Its an encouragement when life can get serious and stressful at times. Thanks for sharing, it was so fun!

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      C E Clark 3 years ago from North Texas

      This is great! I love it! Congrats on HOTD -- well deserved!

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      Harish Mamgain 3 years ago from India

      Flourish, this hub is a great fun and true too ! There is an idiom in Hindi - buddhi ghori Lal lagam ( an old mare decorated with red reins ). This idiom means that we should behave in tandem with our growing years. Though this whole hub is very interesting, Nos. 2,3 and 6 attracted me most. My children laughed at me when I used terms like 'bro' and 'lol' on my posts in the Facebook, I gave up proceeding further and realized that I have really crossed half a century and far ahead to come to terms with the current vibrating sensation. Though I am not averse to read these Internet slangs but avoid using these myself. Great hub and you showed an appropriate path to people like us. Voted up.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Liz-Thank you for stopping by. Glad it was good for a giggle.

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      Liz Elias 3 years ago from Oakley, CA

      Hahahahaha!! Congrats on HOTD! Well done!

      I'm sure I embarrassed my kids when they were teens, but nothing in particular stands out; now, my eldest grandkids are nearly grown, and the next ones in line live just a bit too far for that kind of interaction.

      I'm sure my parents embarrassed me, too, but again, nothing stands out. Dad's words were wise when he said of anything upsetting, "You won't think a thing about it on your wedding day."

      Voted up and funny.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      kallini2010 - I'm glad I made you laugh. If you're as uncool and awkward as I understand I am, at least you can be funny, right? Thanks for the FB share.

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      kallini2010 3 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Thank you for making me laugh!

      In all of my three years on HP, yours is one of the very few hubs I shared on Facebook. (I know, like, How uncool! Totally.)

      My son is going to be 11 this year, we are not quite there yet, but he can embarrass me just as much as I can embarrass him.

      He did not like me dancing in the supermarket in the isle with no audience, but he put on a show on a subway train where all cars are connected in such a way that there are no dividers.

      For the whole train to see for about 20 minutes he danced the most ridiculous style I can imagine as if pulling something out of his crotch. We both survived, so did everyone who witnessed.

      But I'm afraid I am going to flunk (?) your class - I can't go that far to embarrass my son on purpose.

      I do it naturally.

      I think after "my last performance" in his school where I was supposed to sit quietly and enjoy students' stories I broke out laughing and couldn't stop. In all likelihood, I won't be invited anymore - in mom's jeans or without!!!

      P.S. Not only I managed to embarrass my son, but also his teachers. I, so, like, took over!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      O Purposeful One - Thank you so much!

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      Yvette Stupart PhD 3 years ago from Jamaica

      Hi FlourishAnyway, I really laughed, I had so much fun reading your hub! Thanks for sharing- your article is funny but has some great insights.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      LadyFiddler - Thank you!

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      Joanna Chandler 3 years ago from On planet Earth

      I remembered reading this hub i am so proud that it made hub of the day.

      Congrats to U.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      My Bell - Hash tag embrace your awkwardness!

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      Marcelle Bell 3 years ago

      I have a teen daughter and this made me laugh or I should say LOL. Thanks!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      ChitrangandaSharan - I'm glad I could inspire you with ideas. Thanks for stopping by! #Youcanbeawkwardtoo

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      Chitrangada Sharan 3 years ago from New Delhi, India

      I thoroughly enjoyed going through your interesting hub!

      I do not generally embarrass my kids, but now I am getting ideas.

      Congratulations for HOTD! Voted up!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Better Yourself - Thank you! I appreciate the kudos!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Peg - Hashtag you got it, girl!

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      Better Yourself 3 years ago from North Carolina

      Well done! Very excited for you on HOTD! Awesome hub, enjoyed the read all the way thru!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Heidi - Thank you. It was a big surprise. I so needed this today.

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      Peg Cole 3 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      Flo, I have the perfect flip flops with fake diamonds and pink silk flowers that will compliment my pleated jeans. Do you think a sleeveless tank top held up with safety pins is too much? BTW hashtag, congrats on the HOTD. This one truly deserves it #veryfunny.

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      Suzette - Thanks a bunch!

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      Suzette Walker 3 years ago from Taos, NM

      Congratulations on HOTD! This is hilarious!

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      Heidi Thorne 3 years ago from Chicago Area

      BIG Congrats on Hub of the Day! So many of your hubs are deserving of it, but this hilarious one was certainly stellar. Keep the good stuff coming!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      ComfortB - That makes me extremely happy. Thank you!